Don’t worry, everyone, the Democrats have a plan to stop it. /s

Holdup, there are people who don’t love birds? Free entertainment, I say, just living their lives out in the wild while we work and pay taxes. Every space with birds is just that much better.

Gen Z? This bullshit has been ongoing since the early 00’s. Every fucking company wants applicants with 5+ years experience straight out of the gate, with training provided by anyone else but them, and to pay the new hire as if they rolled out of their High School grad through the front door. Look to Gen Y if you want to see what’s going to happen again (more self-service kiosks and useless chatbots). Many of the kids training for these jobs are going to completely abandon their chosen career track in favour of work that’s responsive to their needs - things like actually responding to applications and paying their fucking rent/mortgage. I’m finding to people in their early 20’s who’re already sick of this shit, without a clear understanding of what’s happened to the labour market.

Anyone have tips about how to convince the one near me to stop stealing my smokes? Should I set up a vape station like a humming bird feeder to keep it off my darts, or what? I keep trapping it in a pint glass like the spiders and putting it outside, but I can’t figure out how it keeps sneaking back in… (ಠ_ಠ)

Anyone else seeing the almost perfect irony of a Christian news publication’s name converting to CP?

Saw a clip earlier that was coincidentally perfectly topical here: https://imgur.com/gallery/they-knew-they-all-knew-0HTmIvw

Tucker can stuff his apology, this isn’t buyer’s regret, his influence was outsized because of his platform and led to disastrous results.

Black communities and anti-war activists.

“What do you mean that broad legal and culturally normalized abuse hasn’t brought them to heel like dogs? Who TF do they think they are, resisting efforts to crush them under heel like insects?”

Too real. So little time, so many soups…

The courts are worthless, they’ve passed on much more egregious and deadly consequences of ICE/DHS policy in the past, and they’re sure as shit not going to start taking things seriously because of unreasonable dress code restrictions denying visitors the chance to see their detained family/friends at detention centers.

Shit-eating fascist cretins, Jesus fucking Christ.

I mean, no shit it will, but good on the Aussie government to fund the study so that it’s all already proven. It’s fucking impossible to debate some people without linking to studies like you’re defending a Goddamned fucking doctoral thesis.

*‘Go get your own oil!’ Trump tells UK the US won’t ‘help you anymore’ in latest furious rant

What a boorish sack of shit, Jesus Christ, dealing with that man on a daily basis must be fucking exhausting.

paved roads/wastewater treatment/food safety/free public education intensifies

“The government is robbing us blind! It’s just like before the American Revolution, the winning local/state political candidate isn’t the one that I voted for, this is oppression!”

Hell yes, fruit tsunami FTW, thanks.

I love it, but can I petition for release of the image of Scotty getting buried under an avalanche of bananas, grapes, and sandwiches, please? I need it for reasons.

Always, always, always. Ever since beating my first game in ‘93, Kirby’s Adventure (NES), I’ve watched the full credits every time that I finish a game. It might be the only time that I ever see the developer’s and other miscellaneous team members’ names, and I want to know who they were, having just dedicated 30-1000+ hours to their labour of love.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq4HF4ELm4Q