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The lube tasted good but the handjob was kinda weird.

Use scissors! Get into the habit of always cutting the tape. It may take extra time at first, but in the long run will save you lots and lots of time and headache!

Source: used it when I worked as a cook and now use it at home.

*Unless you’re in the south.

Everyone and their Dad is in trades of one kind or another, and they hire their kids.

I tried that in a group of people the other day. I got a resounding “Nah, I’m good”

What do you do when everyone is happy to die? Because right now my plan is “try my damned best to make sure these dipshits don’t take me down with them”

AI slop checking AI slop.

My trick with preordering is that I always do it within the refund window, and only if the game offers preloading, and only for games I am super excited for.

That way I can get the benefits of preordering and still get my money back if the game is shit.

Good news is probably yes?

Bad news is life definitely gets worse before then.

If you ask them, they need all that money to bring their future vision to life, they can’t waste any of it on “petty wasteful spending” like on other people or something.

The thing is, I think some of them genuinely think the world will be better if they control it, but they’re too stupid to make their vision work so it will of course fall apart and they’ll die in their bunkers that they never thought they’d actually need to use because it was “just in case”

Aside from the affordability thing…

Do rich people think we make each others beds? Tuck each other in for the night?

Because america has investors, and they’re fashioning themselves golden parachutes with our corpses.

(Sung to the tune of “That’s Amore!”)

Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back,

That’s a moray!

Unironically want this.

But I’m converting my closet to a brewing room, so my clothes will have to go somewhere else. Eyeballs loamy corner of room Perfect.

Because you hit the magic doom number and then the world doesn’t come to an end.

Godot has more sliders to make a light switch.

public school budgets can’t be bloated, only misappropriated.

Which usually happens under dipshit republican school boards.

Hannibal lecter and true crime make serial killers look like supervillains but really they’re just Steven Miller if he was broke.

Ok, so republicans are going to shut the government down before midterms, got it.

How about I do nothing to make you happy because you’re an ass?

Strongly disagree, the pdf holds all of the beacon markers that literally guide you through the game.

Also, it lists all unlocked recipes and their ingredients, which help guide player progression.