It’s from the movie Anchorman with Will Ferrell, it’s his pickup line on a date.

https://youtu.be/8AIwaSD9Sco

Toothpaste can work sometimes too.

That hashbrown crust is like, perfect! That looks awesome!

Hit up your local, or even not local libraries! We’re chill, accepting and we have more than just books. There’s a whole library of things you can borrow: movies, games, puzzles, game systems, metal detectors, power tools etc. I’m in a small town and even we have free events all the time, for all ages. We’re also really open to suggestions, so if you don’t see something you like, just ask!

Placentia Bay placentas?!

If your car doesn’t have this, you can put one of the shoes you’re wearing in the back seat with the child… You will not walk away with one shoe.

In Massachusetts it is state law that a child care center/home/facility call parents if a scheduled child is late being dropped off. For this reason I think it’s a great regulation.

They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!

Specify if comic sans! You got me!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!

Same for me my first playthrough. I was very confused and overwhelmed and missed tons of shit. But my second playthrough is much more a love love thing.

How else is the town gonna get new benches without the soft plastics?!

I’m late to the party but thought I’d share anyway…

Five Captains Logs!

So maybe start with three dozen tribbles, but as the 12 days progress, the tribbles increase, 4 hundred tribbles, 5 thousand tribbles, 6 million tribbles, and something else has to replace the prior tribble day? I don’t know but it’s cracking me up!

How’s about three trombone solos?

I know, me too!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

Thank you, that’s high praise!

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?