Yeah my Ublock Origin block filter is nearly 2000 lines, almost all of it blocking shit like this. If it ever gets nuked on Firefox then I’m going full Kaczynski.

In the middle ages machines where powered by peasants in human-sized hamster wheels. I think that tech may make a come back.

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They’ll cheat us out of that too. Chip manufacturers will pay and coerce and liquidators and retailers to shovel all the surplus into the ocean to keep prices high.

Which means they’re collectable! I have a jar full of them so I’m rich I guess.

No. The survivors of the bubble will have plenty to eat.

$60 million? That’s all?! Jeez reddit really is owned by pawnshop crack heads.

ChatGPT must really be on the fritz. This dude is having to write these responses by himself lol.

Aw looks like somebody’s cranky because they can’t ask chatbot how to wipe their butt.

Hopefully they’ll get your nanny online again soon.

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We all know the answer the answer to this is a definitive no.

They stopped selling Bad Babysitters years ago also.

Fortunately lawmakers think all internet porn is on PornHub and that you find it by going to w-w-w dot yahoo dot com and typing “sex video” or “naked ladies” in the search thing.

The only porn they have experience with are polaroid photos that they got from a friend who knows a guy who makes tasteful art for clients with “particular tastes.”

Sure but one of those has been dead for over a decade and the other hasn’t been been active in the industry for even longer. There are more useful people to blame.

Isn’t Europe continuing friendly relations with the US also enabling? Can’t you vote in better governments who will draw a line in the sand against America? Still doing military exercises with us? Really? After Denmark was threatened with an invasion of Greenland? Why would Denmark let JD Vance go to Greenland and film a propaganda video while that was happening! Why?! Why let him do that? It’s against Europe’s interest to be in bed with us now. It certainly was considered enabling when they were doing it with Nazi Germany. Besides the way Europe is voting they’re headed down the same path. In 10 years we could have a left-wing America and a fascist Europe.

But I mean unlike Nazi Germany, the US is untouchable militarily speaking so it’s a moot point.

It’s already been collapsed for years though. Normal people don’t even get trials anymore. We get outrageously high bail amounts and plea-bargains (forced confessions, that’s what they are) so we will spend 2 years in prison instead of 5 awaiting trial.

Want to prove your innocence even if it means spending years in pretrial jail? Guess what? They’ll end up dismissing the charges a week before your trial starts because they don’t think they’ll get a conviction. You’re not officially acquitted so the prosecutor’s success rate stays high AND you still were imprisoned for years so it’s a win-win for them.

Aint a chance in hell anyone will face charges if the succeeding president is Kamala or Hug-a-Nazi Newsom. It would have to be progressive Democrat in office.

I mean in months after Jan 6 Trump’s head was on the chopping block, public support was gone and yet there was zero interest in Biden or his justice dept to go after him and the democrats didn’t even press him on it.

Just like the Jan 6 hearings, they will drag it out for political points, but have no intention to seek actual charges, institutional change, military reform or anything.

It will just be: “Look at all the evil shit they did! Don’t you wish something could be done! Oh well. Also Maduro bad m’kay, drugs bad m’kay, Hamas bad m’kay, we love troops m’kay. Hearing adjourned!”

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody”

Didn’t Thompson get shot like a block away from 5th Ave?

Why are they bothering this Luigi guy?! There’s the asshole they need to be investigating!

Either the MRI show’s the skeleton of Epstein’s missing hamster or it’s going to to show that his brain looks like broccoli now.