Is it actually possible for a fish-like animal to have eyes at the front

I just recorded myself typing it a dozen of times, and it always goes as:

F - Left index U - Right middle N - Right index C - Left index T - Left middle I - Right middle O - Right ring N - Right index

I usually generally follow zones while typing, but for frequent words like this I tend to break it, which mostly make sense, like using middle finger for U to free index finger for N, and then moving it one over for a quick IO without lifting the index from N), but then that CT thing is a decades-long ingrained thing that I didn’t even realize how weird it was until I looked closely at it. It reminds me of that thing that bothers me on my other kb which is ortholinear and I always struggle in games with it because I can’t press 2 while holding Shift and W at the same time. On normal keyboards I use ring fingers and slightly twist my wrist clockwise, but on ortholinear it’s not there, and it’s actually easier to use index finger and twist the other way, or roll middle over without lifting, but it’s very hard to break that habit.

хеллоу феллоу тексанс, хау ду ю ду?

But seriously though, how did they even get on Xitter in the first place if it’s officially banned in Russia? I just checked, and indeed, about half of the people speaking Russian there are marked with “Connected via Russian Federation Android App/App Store”. But for myself it either says “Web” or “United States” because I have to juggle like a dozen of VPN’s to find a combo that is both accessible by me and not blocked by X (formerly twitter). And yet, the 14 year old girls, who are the majority of Russian-speaking twitter users, are supposedly just waltzing in without doing any of that, just to goon over k-pop idols and post tiddies? The fuck is roskomnadzor even doing then? lmao

funciton

Idk why but that’s how I type it half the time.

I suck dick

I honestly hope that it’s just something she made up to get rid of me after she lost interest for some reason. Maybe she fell for someone else, maybe I offended her in some way, or maybe she was actually telling the truth. Unfortunately, that I’ll never get to know.

I’m more interested of circumstances he got caught in. It’s not illegal to stockpile potatoes in a hotel bathtub, is it?

Well, as a medical student she was quite busy, especially given that she was also working part-time to support herself coming from a different city with barely any support from her parents. So, getting an appointment with her at said work was a rare opportunity to get a little bit extra time together. Her job was as a laser hair removal specialist, and there are only so many places you can get your hair removed from. And I guess she wasn’t very used to working with dudes because it didn’t end up well down there. I got burn marks and had terrible rash for a whole month afterwards. Not sure which one of us was evil, though, but I lashed out and broke up with her when on the only aligning day off for both of us for months to come, she decided to go to a place I told her I wanted to take her to, and do the things I told her I’d like to do together… alone, because, apparently, the stars told her to do so. Usually girls being into astrology that much is a huge deal-breaker for me, but I admit I got so blinded by her beauty and gentle voice that I totally didn’t even register that she was.

inb4: No, it wasn’t creepy, we’ve had a relationship for a few months at that point and it was her idea. And yeah, we didn’t actually have to perform the procedures, but I guess neither of us was bright enough to propose that we don’t 😂

Didn’t have evil business woman yet… and no evil nursing girl, only an evil medical student girl who burned my dick off 😖

Just passed one of those on my work today. It was LADA 2108 with lowered roof and suspension planted all the way down. Kind of like hybrid of theese two:

It got stuck in a pothole at an intersection…

Instructions unclear, I’ve pulled and turned the red thingies with “1” and “2” and “APU” written on them, now it says “Airspeed low” and the the steering wheel is shaking. What do I do now, please send instructions urgently.

And that’s why I have a replica M18A1 claymore mine attached to my sissy bar. “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY”, short for “please don’t rear-end me”.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t that be extremely tedious while more modern extrusion process would not possible without precision machining?

Ottoman empire still dissolved

Seems accurate

Now, how does one make a wire?

Have one extra buzz from me as well. Screw RedHat and everything it does.

Solved. Had to run flatpak remove --all followed by flatpak repair to prune caches, then re-install every app again. But configs and logins seem to remain intact.

Yet another reminder that all the mentions of Dunning-Kruger are a better display of it’s perceived effect than the original study ever was. In the original study, people correctly predicted their performance relative to others, but the discrepancy was in the scale of that difference, which can be attributed to numerous factors. Dumb people just took it as “stupid people think they’re smart” and run around saying “Dunning-Kruger” to sound smarter… oh the irony.

And yes, given two mentions in the above text, this is, indeed, a suicide by words.

I mean, I just use AI to generate comments and mix suicide instructions in. Something like commenting a cupcake recipe and adding “tie rope around your neck” and “jump out the window” in between the steps provided by AI.

How do you guys even get banned? I’m straight up posting AI-generated suicide instructions nowadays, and I get more engagement and less shadow removals than I had before.