People are so good at driving in two dimensions, I think we should add a third.

Truss Social?

And yet, consider that some dumbass US border agent thinking the same thing and disappearing Mullinger into a gulag because of it isn’t the absurdity it should be.

Where the head of state has stated that even his own citizens aren’t safe.

The useless (as in, missing) title to the post, most likely.

Their core demographic is people who only survived childhood due to the vigilance of others. It’s not really a growth market.

She keeps her eyes shut and imagines it’s Trudeau, though.

No, he’s using his imaginary fentanyl-from-Canada crisis to do an end run around that.

It’s the same shit he does to his contractors: agree to a deal, then once the work is done find some fake “flaw” that justifies him demanding compensation. There’s a reason why nobody in New York was willing to take contracts for his buildings.

Wishlisted, but the complaints about bugs, bugs, and more bugs are kind of damning… don’t think this is a “buy immediately” game.

At the time, I was pitching for the doub-loon, but sadly society went for the lame option. :(

Hit the ripper and upgrade your chrome, choom.

Also $3/mon certificate fee. To bring you the best possible service.

Their final, most essential command.

If your pipes inside the house are freezing, then that means the temperature inside the house is below freezing. That means the house heat is off, in which case you have larger problems.

If the house heat is going to be off for an extended time, you should be shutting off the house water supply and opening your tabs to prevent freezing. That’s the same no matter where your water heating happens.

“Come with me if you want to yiff.”

You need to spring for the flights with the in-flight dominatrix.

The article says nothing about her husband partaking, so presumably there’s another sober adult present and no risk.

You asked why they’re basically attacking what they were supposed to defend.

They consider themselves heroes. They need to be heroes because otherwise they’re nothing. And heroes need villains to fight. If you’re not hailing them as one of the heroes, then obviously you’re one of the villains. It’s standard Sith absolutes.

(Edit: I see the word substitution that turned my reply to nonsense now. Ugh, sorry… :) )

If you’re the hero, then everyone who isn’t vocally on your side is the recent enemy.

Edit: “Recent”? Goddamned autocorrect.

Right on. It’s better to die peacefully among the clouds than it is to die afraid and screaming, like your passengers.

(Recycling an old joke, not trying to be snarky or mean, btw)