ESO, so I’m a DPS Templar, now?

[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿‍♀️

Suddenly; Tila Tequila.

For me it was, apparently, an almost complete rewiring of my libido, so some things that previously “did it” for me, do for nothing for me, anymore, and vice-versa.

The two-party system in the United States consists of “Republicans” and “Everyone else”.

Not sure if this counts, as it’s not quite getting fired, but a kid got dropped off for an interview, and as soon as he made it into the store lobby, the family member who drove him in did some donuts in the lot and peeled out.

His interview got cancelled because of that, and he just had to wait there to get picked up by someone else.

Say it to his face!

As a trans woman of color living in the Southeastern US, I need you to know that I’m on TheFeatureCreature’s side in this argument.

He should send ICE around with giant HEPA filters, to detain all the smoke for later deportation without due process, or just have the agents shoot it in the face, or something. </pokerface>

Same as DIY breastforms, I would suspect; the squash ‘n’ stretch doesn’t work as well with water as it does with something thicker.

SimCity 2000.

This right TF here. He-Man, She-Ra, G.I.-Joe and My Little Pony were all part of the same universe when they were toys on my floor.

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!

In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿‍♀️

During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.

Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.

The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.

🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

I mean; technically…? 🤷🏿‍♀️

Even Dr. King had disparaging words for people like that.