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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemenEnglish
2·1 month agoA quarter of a century IIRC
I can confirm I’ve never used psuedo random numbers
Mine is Nike (Just do it)
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Programming@programming.dev•Internet Archive | Software Engineer, Archiving & Data Services (Remote)
4·2 years agoI don’t see the date of the offer, but they’re in the (bad) news these days
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Update Faker - Fake a system update
4·2 years agoI’d rather use this one which extends to all screens, but I’ve never used Windows on my systems (excepting Windows 2000 Pro for a year).
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Implementing RFC 3339 shouldn't really be that hard...
6·2 years agoYou’re saying that in the U.S. you enter your office on Monday and exit on Tuesday?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•“ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”English
1·2 years agoYou’re young. Young enough to have to google my username meaning. Maybe also google what GIF means: Graphics Interchange Format. Long tima go you could find images on the internet, and they were always GIF, because JPG didn’t exist.
But yes, it’s quite strange nowadays, I agree <grin> Oh, yes, I used the net before smileys were a thing :-)
My atheist configuration doesn’t allow me to believe in daemons: https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/10022442/37361421-26026212-26f3-11e8-8e97-d5136bce5e41.gif

I remember having to program a trap for double-clicking buttons in an application.
Then I had to implement a penalty for triple-clicking.
Later, I converted it to a progressive incremental penalty.