Objectionist

…j-just like his ex?

m&ms

i’m a true neutral in the way that i let the entropy of society take over and say fuck it, nothing matters

politics is a horse race, and america is in dead fucking last, so how does my iota of participation impact any significant amount to the ongoing—here’s that word—enshittification of the public political climate?

edit: alright cool, bad take, i might reconsider this one

let’s see here…

nah

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

jesus

they might even go for left handed people!

i’m left handed! fuck!

this list is actually comedically villainous, who tf agrees with this guy anymore?

or profiting off of it on many different fronts

i’ve seen a couple pretty dumb (and successful!) attempts on roblox lmao

i only ever see these when i look up at the sky

it’s 2024, credibility has been defenestrated

nobody’s mocking anybody mate, you just live under a rock apparently

smart guy tbh

London, but its opposite day

big fat zero

it was never true in the first place, just a ginormous misunderstanding

do we tell him

trust me, the people who work at valve right now know better than to make those stupid ass decisions

just $44.80?

boy it’s gonna be a tough few years

steam deck is single-handedly the best gaming purchase i think i’ve ever made