“Just say thank you.” Good god. I would have loved to see Zelenskyy lay Vance out for that, Buzz Aldrin style. But because he’s a superior human being to everyone else in that room, he did not.

And the complete lack of emotion in his voice tells you he’s long since stopped worrying about the consequences of his words/actions. He knows his base won’t care.

Holy crap his tie isn’t red

That does make more sense, and I’ll even give it to Donnie this is what he meant. But as usual, his communiques are not clearly articulated.

As my wife suggested, lesbians should just converge on the place so it’s at capacity and just nurse their drinks.

Don’t some/all birds have mechanisms for “locking” their legs/feet so that effort it’s required to stay upright on a branch?

I feel compelled to point out that “back door man” was already a common expression in blues lyrics.

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my actions…

I mean, what sane woman would be a Republican?

It was just continuing in the finest tradition of the N64. At least the GameCube controller’s was in a position reachable by human thumbs.

Damnit I voted for him.

Well gosh darn it. I like it.

Wait is using “/handy” as a shorthand for Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy… Is that a thing?

I was thinking a nice golden throne. More appropriate for a god-emperor.

Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.

Which is a pitfall for anyone conversing in a language that isn’t their first, I’d say.

Yes. Reminds of me of The Handmaid’s Tale: Offred’s commander’s wife was a TV personality and a vocal proponent of more traditional roles for women, but at the time of the story it’s obvious she’s been hoisted on her own petard.

I like the ‘:has’ pun in the title too. Supporting that is a real game changer!

I’ll just write thousands of lines of code inside a global object… I’m sure I won’t put a semicolon where a comma should be…

Alright this just has me wondering which is worse, a wet fuck or a dry one…