This is a cogent and succinct analysis of MAGA’s genesis, yes. I mean that’s why we all were like, “hey, guys, funny joke and all but you do realize that if you repeat it often enough, people will start believe you and join your ranks and try to overthrow our democratically elected government, right?”

And they were like

“DA, comrade. Understanding is absolute.”

When I fuck up my rolls they call me a fool.

Wanna keep this collab bar writing going or should I just call a cab?

Just… One… More… Turn…

Knowledge don’t rust. What happened happened. It’s static. Sometimes we discover that a speck of dust was in the wrong place, but we got it more or less right. I mean, I could look up shit in our 50 year old encyclopedia and it would still be mostly correct…

He’s a SHLOMP.

Look at him!

He’s clearly SHLOMP.

Not judging, if I had to lick my ass clean every time I went to the bathroom I’d stop doing it too.

This is interesting because you propose that eugenics is inherently bad because it requires a lot of sacrifice, is that right? Because it doesn’t have to. This line from Gattaca always stuck with me:

[Vincent’s parents are planning a second child, and are shown four candidate embryos] Geneticist: We want to give your child the best possible start. Believe me, we have enough imperfection built in already. Your child doesn’t need any more additional burdens. Keep in mind, this child is still you. Simply, the best, of you. You could conceive naturally a thousand times and never get such a result.

I could argue, could, that not doing eugenics on this level would be immoral. If we can use science to make people less prone to disease, to make them stronger and smarter, why wouldn’t we? I’m not a fucking nazi here, I’m looking for a serious debate. We are already doing this in a different categorical scope with modern medicine. If we claim that all births must be “natural”, then perhaps disease and death are also “natural” and we shouldn’t intervene, and do without medical science and just have nature run its natural course.

People often confuse being contrarian for being deep. If you don’t want to live forever, you don’t want to live right now.

I have never watched this kid-friendly Saturday glam show for the whole family because the music is shit, but from now on I will never watch it because why the fuck is Israel in there anyway? I want nothing to do with them in the best of cases, what the fuck are they doing in our European kid-friendly Saturday glam show for the whole family to even begin with?!

Israel is a terrorist state, they’re like North Korea or 1980’s South Africa, fuck off, no you can’t come to the party. Take a shower, get some new clothes, get a haircut, stop murdering children, and take some god damned singing lessons and maybe we will talk. Until then, GTFO.

You will never win out against capital. “Do we want to survive or do we want more money” is not a question to ask multinational oil companies. They need to be taken out, they won’t go quietly, and the longer they are allowed to hang around, the greater the damage they will inflict on our societies, on democracy, and on the planet.

…could just have shot the mountains.

Send it back into nature! I love it!

“Design philosophy” may be the one type of philosophy even more useless than actual philosophy.

I tried to find a solution for my failing marriage in the arch wiki. The arch wiki instructed me that the problem was consulting the arch wiki. Thanks for saving my marriage, arch wiki!

I downloaded all your comments so I could read them in case the Internet stops existing.

Beautiful! Great news to wake up to.

The real cause is DnD, computer games, and rock music.

China knows. China knoooows.

Mrref.

YOU ARE THE BEST BOEY