- cross-posted to:
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- privacy@programming.dev
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I love the phrase “data is encrypted at rest.”
Having worked with a lot of medical data, the rules are simple:
- Encrypt at rest
- Rest is when the database is off
- Never turn off the database
I don’t like to judge idiots too harshly, but if you bought a product marketed as an encrypted toilet camera you deserve whatever happens to you
Real gangsters use full fledged Dahua & go2rtc as their toilet camera
I will never be surprised by insecure IoT devices.
The S in IoT stands for security
Lol perfect, I like that.
Wait, this technology wasn’t an onion article or a fever dream? WTF Kohler, how much money did you waste on this tech and supporting infrastructure?!
Ahhhh, beat me to it!!
They invented an internet poop camera and people actually buy it?!
The person who got this done is persuasive as fuck and should be in sales, not R&D.
If there’s someone out there that gets off on watching me poop let them. (I’m a 310 pounds 40 year old.)
Adding the vids of my toilet to the vids the roomla made. It all comes together.
I guess they need to train the AI to better differentiate between gut issues and last night’s borscht.
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Jokes on the intern?
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up behind me and hits my head with a large hammer
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye
If you wanna log your logs the old fashioned way with just a spreadsheet:
Date / time
- Small / medium / large
- Bristol Scale
- color
- could also add odor or discomfort if you’re worried about that
On a second spreadsheet in that workbook, keep a food diary, because that’s gonna provide a LOT of context (and you might discover some ways to be nicer to your tummy).
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
Now there’s a business plan
Why just pictures?
I think another type of device is necessary here.
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
My toilet picked a fine time to update the flapper valve driver, I’ve got a surprise swirl with a peak above the water and a blood clot on top that really needs to go before company shows up.
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
