You’re a damn fool, Dick! That’s not guilt weighing on your conscience, it’s an alien embryo eating its way through your heart!

just like my ex-wives. I was surprised there was anything left to eat. But I was realizing I still had enough to hurt

Stop monologuing, Dick! We have to get you to a doctor before it bursts through your manly trenchcoated chest!

I wondered if I would be a better father than mine had been. Given I’d be dead I figured I had a head-start on the old bastard

Oh, Dick…

[Grayscale Splurtching Noises]