and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with Objectivist streaks and helpful tips that reaches my mid-back and icy rational eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vitalik Buterin (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Satoshi Nakamoto but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie, allegedly. I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an anarcho-capitalist, and I go to a magic school called Ethereum in Zug, Switzerland where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a Libertarian (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ron Paul forums and I buy all my ideas from there. For example today I was wearing dark markets with matching escrow around it and a black leather iPad cover, grey weed logo bag and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup, none of that clown paint. I was walking outside Mom’s basement. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of banksters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

  • @istewart
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    212 months ago

    linkffn(“Oh No! I Was Resurrected On The BlockChain As A Smart-Contract Ninja!!!: Densetsu no Side Story”)

    Words: 267k+ Characters: [Sasuke U., Anakin S.] Tags: NFTs Available, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Fully Transcribed init.el Files, Sasuke Uchiha Becomes A Sith Lord, Cow Lore

    • @rook
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      122 months ago

      I am horrified and somewhat embarrassed that I understood what all that stuff was.

      • @istewart
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        82 months ago

        Ah, a fellow initiate into the mysteries of Cow Lore. Moo to you too, my boo

        • @froztbyte
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          62 months ago

          you’re both obviously talking about the cow level, and not at all anything else

        • @o7___o7
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          62 months ago

          Did you know that cows have best friends and watch sunsets?