and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with Objectivist streaks and helpful tips that reaches my mid-back and icy rational eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vitalik Buterin (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Satoshi Nakamoto but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie, allegedly. I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an anarcho-capitalist, and I go to a magic school called Ethereum in Zug, Switzerland where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a Libertarian (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ron Paul forums and I buy all my ideas from there. For example today I was wearing dark markets with matching escrow around it and a black leather iPad cover, grey weed logo bag and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup, none of that clown paint. I was walking outside Mom’s basement. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of banksters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

  • @istewart
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    212 months ago

    linkffn(“Oh No! I Was Resurrected On The BlockChain As A Smart-Contract Ninja!!!: Densetsu no Side Story”)

    Words: 267k+ Characters: [Sasuke U., Anakin S.] Tags: NFTs Available, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Fully Transcribed init.el Files, Sasuke Uchiha Becomes A Sith Lord, Cow Lore

    • @rook
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      122 months ago

      I am horrified and somewhat embarrassed that I understood what all that stuff was.

      • @istewart
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        82 months ago

        Ah, a fellow initiate into the mysteries of Cow Lore. Moo to you too, my boo

        • @o7___o7
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          62 months ago

          Did you know that cows have best friends and watch sunsets?

        • @froztbyte
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          62 months ago

          you’re both obviously talking about the cow level, and not at all anything else

  • @bitofhope
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    182 months ago

    And then… suddenly just as I Elon kissed me passionately. Elon climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a cybertruk. He took of my $8 and I took of his 🤔. I even took of my punk. Then he put his splurp juis into my astro-ape and we did it for the first time.

    "Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an lamborgasm. We started to pump n dump everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

    It was….Peter Thiel!

  • @Kaboom@reddthat.com
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    172 months ago

    Oh for fucks sake why did you remind me of this? I’m starting to feel so random that I might hold up a spork!

  • I Cast Fist
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    152 months ago

    What bands do you like listening to? My crypto romance? Tokenescence?

  • @swlabr
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    142 months ago

    I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white

    lol

  • @Soyweiser
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    122 months ago

    I wear mostly black.

    looks at wardrobe

    half a dozen pairs of combat boots stare back

    Oi!

  • @swlabr
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    92 months ago

    morewrite is thataway —>

    • @o7___o7
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      It’s a reference to the hidden lore of the Elder Days.