some of the sub’s friends are holding a conference although they’re still not totally comfortable to go public:

but buyers are warned that purchases will “require approval”

aww, the poor babies. even with literal nazis in the whitehouse they still feel uncomfortable to spout their weird shit

hopefully if this thing happens at all, someone documents the everliving hell out of every attendee

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    a startup offering IQ screening for IVF embryos

    Is this… the perfect grift?

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      it has to be. you can’t do better than this. who is going to be like “they told me my child would be gifted but the kid is actually mid at best”

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      Still waiting for the VC billions for my startup Gatta.ca that will sell refrigerated high-IQ piss to the rubes so they can pass Google interviews.

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      “intelligent” people make the best marks, donchaknow

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        Only big dum-dums wouldn’t buy Dr. Swlabr’s Brilliant, Life-Extending Snake Oil! Use it in a poultice, as a liniment, or as an emollient! The smartest use it instead of the fertility-sapping seed oils!

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      Brb, splitting my sperm into the Wordcel half vs the Shape Rotator half.

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      Is this… the perfect grift?

      Surely the free market would never allow this.