I’m doing it so skillfully. I’m totally basilisking you. isn’t that scary

  • @selfMA
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    2110 months ago

    fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it

    • @froztbyte
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      910 months ago

      huge bong rip wait till you see what happens when I simulate you now!

  • @bitofhope
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    189 months ago

    I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.

  • @elmtonic@lemmy.world
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    179 months ago

    Dude STOP. I’m so serious right now STOP dude. You’re forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I’m the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP

  • -dsr-
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    169 months ago

    Good luck with that – I’m a pzombie this year for tax purposes.

  • @Evinceo
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    139 months ago

    Be careful, one us might escape the confines your imagination.

  • @Soyweiser
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    139 months ago

    Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.

  • David GerardMA
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    1210 months ago

    I’m imagining someone who isn’t you, but is extremely close to being you. ooWEEEEooo

    • @bitofhope
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      119 months ago

      If you can imagine me so closely, what number am I thinking of?

      Okay fine, yes, it’s 69, but that was just a fluke. Doesn’t count.

  • @zogwarg
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    119 months ago

    What’s the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)

    • David GerardMA
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      139 months ago

      we’re simulating carving you at the joints because you didn’t donate enough

  • @swlabr
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    99 months ago

    I am gonna sue you for psychological damage how dare u. Also because the version you simulated in your brain is the same as a real person u are getting sued twice for extra money. I’m gonna donate so much money to MIRI

  • @Shitgenstein1
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    69 months ago

    Do I have a huge cock? Please imagine I have a huge cock.