fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it

I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.

Dude STOP. I’m so serious right now STOP dude. You’re forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I’m the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP

Good luck with that – I’m a pzombie this year for tax purposes.

Be careful, one us might escape the confines your imagination.

Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.

I’m imagining someone who isn’t you, but is extremely close to being you. ooWEEEEooo

What’s the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)

I am gonna sue you for psychological damage how dare u. Also because the version you simulated in your brain is the same as a real person u are getting sued twice for extra money. I’m gonna donate so much money to MIRI

Do I have a huge cock? Please imagine I have a huge cock.

As long as you’re not imagining me in a sexual way, as that would be a crime under current and proposed AI porn laws.