• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    I know this will shock everyone here: they ride bicycles in Iowa.

    Why would Iowans be so worried about the ballroom too?

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      Because it is built on earth shatteringly large corruption of the President of the common country that influences Iowan lives quite substantially … oh you meant why someone in Iowa should think it is important to construct that monument to corruption? What do I know, watch some Republican ads, maybe they can tell us.

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    So, you’re saying you don’t want those RAGBRAI dollars. Welp, we’re more than happy to stop spending that money all the way across your state.

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    We don’t ride bicycles in Iowa.

    I don’t grow or raise any produce in my house. I guess everyone should abandon food and starve.

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      The have an annual multi day bike ride called RAGBRAI. 20,000 registered participants.

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    They are afraid to ride bikes because they’ll quickly be run over or have heart attacks from using their bodies for something besides using their bodies to trample freedom & independence.

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    They’re going to be riding soon, once they all realize that the gas prices are never coming back down and this isn’t temporary.

  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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    Isn’t this the guy who drunkenly wanted to measure his dick against his black roommates because he later admitted he just wants to fuck black girls because white girls are too stuck up?

    The answer is yes, it is him https://youtu.be/2FpfEF3GfQw?t=40

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    They have a massive yearly multi day bike ride tgat crosses the state. It’s called RAGBRAI I think.

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    Whenever I see political speeches with all these sign waving people behind the speaker, I automatically think it’s North Korea style propaganda. It looks entirely staged with the exception of the defensive glass box used to protect against American assassins because apparently Americans are now wanting to get rid of this government. And these politicians clearly know it. They know it so well they create this farce of a show.

    Lol I swear it’s like my username is the actual answer to all the world’s problems.