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Tehhund@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

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You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and...

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Tehhund@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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      What if I mix the powered milk with the liquid from a can of beans?

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    This is the most blatant proof for me that reddit is completely subsumed by bots and corporate interests. It used to be routinely overrun by random stuff like this.

    Large groups of people on the internet get weird for no reason. It’s a marker of health for a community, like monitoring salamander populations in a stream.

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    You mix it with dehydrated water.

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      Been mixing for 10 mins now, any tips? 😉

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        Did you try it at 20 bar room temperature?

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          Getting gloopy at 10, removing atmosphere brb.

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            It’s like toffee.

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              20 bar is above my equipment

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    This is the first time it happened where I think I saw the original post before it became a thing, and then I stepped away for a while and when I came back I see… this…

    I didn’t even know it had become a thing so I had to back out to my all feed, and lo and behold, it became a thing.

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      Dare I ask what the original post was?

      Or, you know… SAUCE?!

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        Coming your way!

        4209

      • Domitian@lemmy.world
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        Cant find the post, but it was about a dude who added powdered milk to his milk so he could have more concentrated milk

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          It’s in c/comics

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        Milk sauce!

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    Ohhh we just doing milk with extra milk I get it now

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    This is the first I’m hearing about it, so now I’m doubly confused lol.

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      Lol welcome to Thunderdome, we have powdered milk.

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      You ever been underground like a miner or an overground tradesman?

      Then you my friend will find powdered milk.

      Colffee and milk comes in two forms.

      FORM 1 - Sachets which you use too many of.

      FORM 2 - A Bucket which you ruin cos u damnmonkeys can’t work together.

      Solution?

      Bring bag the “tea lady” she comes around gives you tea and a healthy perspective on your poverty.

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    Keep it secret, keep it unrefridgerated

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      In a cupboard above the coffee secret?

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    I love powdered coconut milk. I don’t even know how they make a coco nut.

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    *powered milk

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    At least all you missed was powdered milk.

    I slept straight through soapy tiddies

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      I’m happy, going potatoes to this. It;s like I never woke up

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    You wanna be part of the in-group? You gotta wear the silly hat and do the dance! Why? Because we all do it ofcourse! Shows youre part of the in-group! :D

    Human sociality is fun an arbitrary and yet with filled with meaning and purpose

    To the milk powder, and the beans, and all the other dumb little in jokes!

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      CW graphic violence

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        Mah spoon is too big.

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          I am the Queen of France
          angry drum noises

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    Me too, fellow lemming…

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    Right? It just comes out of nowhere

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      It comes from a dried cow you idiot.

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        Sundried?

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    Get a load of this guy he doesn’t know about the p-p-powdered milk!

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    Always thought I was a weirdo for adding more milk per milk in my cereal as a kid but I’m glad I’m not the only one. Respect to all my milk brothers.

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      I think your a very good weirdo.

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