Ah, they never said whether we can cook them or not. So I’m taking some sautéed onions on a bbq
Combine all 4 and you have a nice spicy dish.
I was going to ask "if we eat all 4 can we get $4 million?
Same. Hell, I wouldn’t mind eating it raw; I like onion, but a whole one at once might be a bit much, so if I can spread it over a couple of hours then it’s easy enough. Although, for 1mill USD I can manage in about 5 minutes, but I could do it for A LOT less. 100$, maybe?
If I get to roast it, I don’t need to be paid. It’s free food.
i can do the entire onion pretty easy if i mix it with a bunch of tomato, cilantro, tomatillo, assorted peppers, lime, salt, and some tortilla chips
Even raw, anyone should be able to choke down one onion
Thanks for the cool $4 milion. Easiest money ever made.
Four onions and I’m full.
I hope you don’t share a bed with anyone that night.
The egg is better than it looks
I was trying to figure out why an avocado would look like that so thanks for clearing it up.
Aren’t we all
I’d eat it for free with soy sauce lol
For those curious, they’re preserved eggs, often sold at Asian groceries. You might also find them in the form of an appetizer at an authentic Chinese restaurant
From the wiki description it has ammonia in it though??
So do you.
Are you delicious, Meatwagon?
Depends on how you cook…
I love ammonia, so maybe it wasn’t an impartial opinion
I couldn’t stomach a few bites of it. I don’t even consider myself particularly picky
Can I eat all 4 for $4 million?
Asking the right questions.
I would eat a century egg over a whole raw onion any day.
You’re out of your fucking mind.
Are you saying that because you don’t like century eggs or are you just judging by looking?
I know Iike onions. Reapers would hurt. Century eggs might taste great, but even I ain’t trying that and I’ll try damned near anything. I’d try the caterpillar before one of those.
How white are you?
Justplaindave:
Incredibly. I’m made up of pretty much all of Western Europe.
Century egg is just egg that’s a different colour. It reaches that colour because it’s been simmered in some tea/soup for a long time (hours to a few days) at low heat.
That sounds like a tea egg. Century eggs are cured in an alkaline solution for weeks to months. Both taste fine.
I’ll try damned near anything
Doubt.
I guarantee I eat things you’d never touch. I just ain’t eating any eggs that spoiled during the Harding administration.
It’s not spoiled, it’s preserved
Sure.
But an onion is fresh and just an onion.
they’re only preserved for a few weeks
Then they should change the name to month egg.
And those things are nearly black. That’s not preserved. That’s rotten.
I love onions.
Oh is that what it was? Yeah a century egg for sure
That’s a century egg? I thought it was an eyeball from a cow or a squid or something.
But how will you learn his cool fucking backstory?
What is that 4th option?
the yolk becomes dark greenish-grey in color, with a smooth consistency and strong flavor due to the hydrogen sulfide and ammonia present
Ah yes, the delicious smell of rotten eggs. One of those smells that a person wishes to never encounter again in their life after a single run-in with it.
i hate the smell of taleggio (it smells like stinky feet that then rotted) but damn i love its taste
This thread is making me think of durians.
The onion, obviously. I eat raw onion sometimes just because I want to. Eating a whole one wouln’t be awful.
I mean, it’d be pretty bad but not
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bug guts
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violence in, violence out
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abomination
inre 2, they make this ointment you can lube up your bootyhole with so you don’t get taco butt. you gotta be fairly comfortable fingering your own bootyhole tho
Lol did I just learn about mushers wax for your asshole?
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$1 Million dollars is a lot of money and with these options you’re risks are: overdoing a pleasant snack (onion), discovering a new delicacy (century egg), an unpleasant flavor and texture (grub), or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).
For $100, none of these are worth it unless we’re allowed to prepare them in some sort of dish. For $1000, I’ll eat a raw onion. For $10,000, anything but the grub, even all three.
For $1 Million? I’ll eat all four of these, raw (possibly wriggling), and ask for seconds, if required. I’d be a fool to do otherwise.
Would eat the onion for a 100, rest for 1000
False. Any dollar amount over like $20 and the onion is a good choice unless you must eat the skin. In which case IDK a hundo is probably sufficient.
When it comes to really hot peppers, its more than the pain going in. They strike again on the other end. I didn’t think about that the first time I ate a ghost pepper and then spent the next day roaming around Washington DC.
For me it’s the heartburn and the hiccups. My mouth and anus can take the hottest peppers in the world, the rest of me really can’t.
Oof. I can’t imagine that kind of heartburn. I’ve only had normal hb once from too many chicken wings but I do remember feeling like my stomach was empty all day even after eating food. It made me feel a bit weak for several hours.
or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).
For a single reaper, sure. For the entire container of them that’s probably at least the rest of your day ruined.
I paid to eat bugs from a food cart in Thailand, though they were cooked and seasoned.
Century egg, hands down. Onion’s a good second though.
Onion isn’t even a challenge
A yellow onion no less… the easiest onion to eat
I don’t think you understand how much a million dollars is. I’d eat any of those for much less.
yeah, properly invested i could live off the interest on a million for the rest of my life. two million if i wanted to be really comfy.
Can I do all of them and get $4mil? 😂
Yes.
I’d eat a 10lb sack of onions for a million bucks. Shit, I’d eat a pickup bed full of onions for that.
carolina reaper -> onion -> idk what that is -> some living thing.
Now give me my $4M
