that was the bad decision?
What are you implying? That wanting to be a dildocorn is a bad idea?
I’m not implying anything, I’m inferring that ol’ lady umbrella finger here thinks that dildocorning is a bad idea.
Only if you don’t like giant hickeys!
She apparently doesn’t.
What a prude.
Of course if she didn’t want to get seen with the hikey, she could just leave the dildo attached.
Incognito IRL…
But was it?
Third eye opened 👁️
yeah if you HATE FUN you shouldn’t put suction dildo on your forhead smh
LPT just be careful removing it and this won’t happen. I’ve never had that issue, although I did panic a little the first time lmao
Edit: when removing, either slide a fingernail under the edge to break the suction or pinch to accomplish the same thing. Yanking it off results in, well, that.
Teach us, giant suction dildo sensei!
Eh depends how much jostling it gets and how well stuck it is.
When you based your look on the Jared Lego Joker.
Is that where the Subway child molester fights Batman in a Lego movie?
Leto, Fogle, Kushner…sure are a lot of high-profile douchey Jareds!
This one?
I’m filing this under Things I Never Thought To Do And Now Definitely Know I Shouldn’t.
coward.
How can i take a foto that shows as many of my bad decisions as possible?
She has sarcasm tattooed on her anus.
Sore chasm
lol who is this?
“dedecuj”? what is that last letter?
i, dedecui. Latin for “be unsuitable/unbecoming to; bring disgrace/dishonor upon” according to latindictionary.io
And perfect active 1st so “I had dishonored”. It’s been a while since I had Latin classes, though.
an I with serifs in a sans-serif word? it would make sense though.
Position, style and overall aesthetics doesn’t scream “they care about fonts” to me.
that and the whole “dildo on the forehead” thing
I guess we don’t know the same font-nerds 😄
Ah, the good ol’ “Screwnicorn”.
Dickey
What does that heart say?
Cupping your forehead or sinuses is a know practice. And if I have (muscle) tension headaches, nothing helps me better than giant suction cup in the same place as you had a dildo.
This is more innocent story to tell your friends or coworkers than “a giant dildo” ;)
I’ve heard of people using a vaccube wrong and getting a huge hickey on most of their body. Like one on each arm and one on each leg. Turns out using a vacuum to attach directly to your body and hold it up isn’t a particularly good idea, worse than suction cup dildo on forehead.
