Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone
Hope you chose the “rich parents” background or you’re gonna struggle the entire game.
You might become a Musk or Trump though
“Bro, your cash isn’t even controlled by any attribute; there’s no need to make INT and WIS dump stats.”
Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world’s oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.
It’s too late to save the whales and the fish.
It’s no good saving whales anymore
They’ve packed up and flew out their bowls
Carrying all other sea life in parcels
Addressed to a conquistador
Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore
Keep that chipper attitude my friend you’re gonna fucken need it
Climb back in. It’s terrible out here.
Quick, before the portal closes!
Is this what the show Sliders was an allegory for?
Go back in.
Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.
Buy a home now, it won’t get any cheaper.
bro ain’t born today.
Ok, I lied. I was born last week, sorry I’m a bit shy about my age. I haven’t solved differential equations yet.
*doubt
That is the face of someone who has mastered differential equations and they know how fucking cool that is.
I was thinking the same thing. Had 2, neither looked this awake or alert on day 1. Eyes barely open at all and really red.
Still sleepin and all newby ruby after a whole day? In this economy?
GL bro, they sound like duds.
r/lies foiled again
Change server, this one needs a wipe
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
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Stay away from republicans.
Don’t take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted
watch out for scammers tomorrow
Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?
They do, but it usually means they have trapped wind, and, if it isn’t resolved soon, that’s going to become everyone’s problem.
Looks real to me. We’re programmed to see babies as cute, because that’s good for our survival.
Or rather we descended from those who saw them as cute because it was good for theirs
