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sc_griffith to TechTakesEnglish · 2 年前

worst tech/crypto songs of all time?

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worst tech/crypto songs of all time?

sc_griffith to TechTakesEnglish · 2 年前
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inspired by

https://awful.systems/comment/2382662

from the link, we obtain HODL gang and versace bedouin (which might be the worst song I’ve ever heard period).

I would also like to add predatory capitalist feminism anthem WAGMI.

on an ideological level I would nominate the technofascist propaganda piece we appreciate power. banger tho

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    ‘We are all gonna make it’ while wearing an NFT shirt, such a timecapsule of a dumb age. Wait, that was last year?

    Technofascist propaganda? Can I offer you a noosphere?

  • David GerardMA
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    well this sure is a thread of things i will never click on

    (because I probably have before)

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      I’m waiting for night to fall so I can hook my headphones up to the good amp and torture my brain with these directly

      • David GerardMA
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        we have an acausal robot god for that sort of thing, you don’t need to do it to yourself

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          this is practice!

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    I look forward to the fruits of this thread and I am already sure that every single song deserves recognition for having more effort put into it than typing a prompt into a shitty generative ai text field

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    @sc_griffith Everything about this is incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7W0Tj4Ln4w

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      oh my god

      • Guillotines for a better world@mastodon.me.uk
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        @sc_griffith incredibly cursed

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      fuck

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        @fasterandworse @pikesley My cats, my kids, some bacon!

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      you were definitely not exaggerating

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    @sc_griffith Oh yeah these too https://www.emfcamp.org/schedule/2018/457-the-art-and-science-of-the-motivational-corporate-anthem

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    NB, I know you specified “worst” but I can’t help but think the personae of some JoCo songs are tech bros:

    https://youtu.be/l5PEz3kGbp4

    https://youtu.be/6J-W3mn9N2w

    https://youtu.be/k7aV4oPXRec

    https://youtu.be/zFff69NmKhU

    The list goes on.

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      Yeah Coulton is pretty good at articulating some of the darker parts of geekdom. You just know the protagonist of “Code Monkey” is just a step from installing a RAT on his crush’s computer.

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    The only tech song I ever knew about was Weird Al’s “All About the Pentiums”. I didn’t realize there were other actual songs

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      that’s a banger

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    without any apology, have this remarkable entrant: the vmware tanzu song

    I’ve kept it around in the archives, even (especially?) though they tried to disappear it.

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      the original. I see it’s back to Unlisted now, for a while it was unloadable

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        that’s daft punk

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    Does https://youtu.be/yIL9wLxG01M and its various remixes count?

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      speaking of remixes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ZarKIKpSA

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        We are allowing remixes?

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      vox populi vox dei

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