• @V0ldek
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    23 days ago

    This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope

    Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope

    Five percent incel, fifty percent lame

    And a hundred percent reason to forget his name

  • @schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business
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    11723 days ago

    “As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”

    Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.

    • bizarroland
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      The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he’ll be the first person in line with a pre-order.

  • @bitofhope
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    3822 days ago

    RATIONAL/LOGICAL
    You: 80 (superior tactics)
    Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)

    EMOTIONAL REGULATION
    You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
    Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)

    VICTIM MENTALITY
    You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
    Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)

    CONFLICT HANDLING
    You: 100 (extremely direct)
    Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)

    HIT POINTS
    You: 100 (full health)
    Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)

  • @blakestaceyA
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    “When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”

  • beefbot
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    3922 days ago

    It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?

      • @Soyweiser
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        421 days ago

        Imagine how mad they would get if the chatbot actually told him this. “Woke!”

    • Mike
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      1522 days ago

      He’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.

  • @FredFig
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    8323 days ago

    This is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.

    “I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”

  • @swlabr
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    3622 days ago

    Men will do anything except go to therapy

  • @maol
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    2822 days ago

    She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!

  • @o7___o7
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    3823 days ago

    self-dodging bullet

  • @froztbyte
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    jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury

    the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…

    I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”

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        23 days ago

        The Dao that posts through it on Twitter is not the true dao

        • Codex
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          1722 days ago

          1000% chance it’s Distributed Autonomous Organization (cryptoshit) and not the one and true Way.

          • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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            1222 days ago

            Shit, someone make me a time machine so I can go make a joke back in 2016 when it would have been relevant.

  • Coskii
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    Ah the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.

    And now I’ve learned that focusses is a thing in places. placces. placesses.

  • @blakestaceyA
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    2122 days ago

    “Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!”

  • @istewart
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    2523 days ago

    How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases

  • TerkErJerbs
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    3223 days ago

    Classy. It’s funny they’re trying to “reach AGI” with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson’s take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).

    • @froztbyte
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      1923 days ago

      always remember that the “B” in “Jordan B Peterson” is for “Benzos”