• @gerikson
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    92 days ago

    Doctor Parkinson declared, “I’m not surprised to see you here
    You’ve got smokers cough from smoking, brewer’s droop from drinking beer
    I don’t know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees
    But worst of all young man, you’ve got industrial disease”

  • @khalid_salad
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    91 day ago

    This kind of bullshit would classify you as Harry Potter if you drew a lightning bolt on your face.

    • @froztbyte
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      61 day ago

      probably Hary Pawter because otherwise they’ll have to admit how much copyrighted material they’ve stolen “fair use they’re employing”

      • @khalid_salad
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        41 day ago

        why does that spelling make my skin crawl

          • @froztbyte
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            31 day ago

            oh i know wittle hary pawter! son of a woodcraftsen, right? over yonder town way?

        • @froztbyte
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          41 day ago

          unfortunately I don’t know how to channel agraphia or pure alexia without resorting to imagery, otherwise I would have

      • @froztbyte
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        41 day ago

        ngl I might watch that for at least a few minutes