• Monkey With A Shell
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        292 months ago

        No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.

        On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.

        • @BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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          282 months ago

          If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

          • @superkret@feddit.org
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            122 months ago

            What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

              • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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                72 months ago

                What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

                And then trump spontaneously combusted.

              • Flying Squid
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                52 months ago

                “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

                THANKS, OBAMA!

        • Billiam
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          62 months ago

          Let’s be honest- they’re a cult.

          No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?

        • FuglyDuck
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          32 months ago

          I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.

          Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!

      • @Geobloke@lemm.ee
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        72 months ago

        He will leave, but he’ll create a Trump dynasty. He’ll be asking Kim for advice and I don’t mean kardashian

    • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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      262 months ago

      Trump will not leave office willingly. The game has changed. You can’t vote out a dictator. The US just had its last free election for the foreseeable future.

      The only way out of this is by taking to the streets in protest, strikes, and disobedience. Pretending everything will be okay in 4 years will just keep people complacent and doing nothing and allow him to solidify his control.

      This is not normal. You are no longer in a democracy, and you’re moving away from it by the day.

    • @Sho@lemmy.world
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      22 months ago

      The countdown is kinda depressing (only because we have so long to go), but each second passed gives me hope. Carry on good Samaritan 👍

      • @ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 months ago

        Are you seriously believing with the way things go now that he won’t try and remove that obstacle? You guys are on the way to facist dictatorship and you point at a clock that shows a potential meaningless number.

  • Flying Squid
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    622 months ago

    Someone remind me about the racial makeup of Meghan Markle. Because something tells me that her father’s race could possibly be relevant in Trump’s assessment.

  • @dellish@lemmy.world
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    532 months ago

    Aside from how terrible that article is, it clearly states a visa application may not be granted if the applicant has a prior drug CONVICTION. Which Harry doesn’t. So what’s the problem? This is just more bullshit hot air generated by the Heritage Foundation, get a life losers.

    • ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
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      102 months ago

      SNL is so fucked at this point. how you gonna come up with satire when america is the worlds biggest joke at the moment? i pitty the writers.