No one here knows l’m a disgusting pervert… and I’m looking to change that.
The pervert part or the knowing part?
The safe word is Raspberry. And yes, that is a threat.
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pls do it quickli.
Yeah, I probably did go a bit too far with that one. Here’s a gif of rabbits eating raspberries as recompense
I don’t trust that link.
You shouldn’t, it’s a well endowed man’s penis revolving in a circle to the tune of “you spin me right round” while sex grunting plays randomly in the background, until a giant robot floats into frame with the help of a set of helicopters fighting their way through a torrent of rain before they drop their payload and it does battle with a kaiju in the ocean, and I’m still a fan of pacific rim because you can feel the weight behind every twitch of the monolithic titans that own your attention for the next hour and a half, but I could be convinced that someone else has done it better
ರ╭╮ರ you betrayed me
Oh Evangelion, always catching strays.
“Strays” make it sound like it doesn’t deserve it.
Humans been freakin’ it since Sodom and Gomorrah.
I think we were doing it way before Sodom and Gomorrah … my favourite prehistoric sex mystery is what the details were of how we got Neanderthal DNA into our Homo Sapien genome … the most common theory is just rape but I’d like to imagine two star crossed young lovers that happen to meet each other in the savanna of post glacial Europe against their family’s and their community’s wishes. Their relationship would have been seen as a freak against nature to have someone from one species mating with another … and then embody that freaky relationship by having children. I like to imagine that they ran away with each other and lived a happy life with mixed children who went on to become our ancestors.
Oh of course, it goes back much farther than that. Sodom and Gomorrah are just the standard bearers in western history for freaky sex.
The whole history when you look at it from the grand scale of geologic time just makes our modern morality and conservatism so absurd
Our whole ideas of sex, sexuality and sexual activity is far, far older and makes you realize that we are all just wired that way.
Look at the archaeological evidence of prehistoric ‘Venus’ dolls from our deep prehistoric past that is tens of thousands of years old.
Oh those venus figurines. There’s this moment in that Werner Herzog film “Cave of Forgotten Dreams” where he says of the paleolithic venus “There seems to have existed a visual convention extending all the way beyond Baywatch.” Herzog knows we always loved them thicc girls.
I feel that way when I see people irl, get gender envy, then immediately feel ashamed and embarrassed.
Disgusting pervert here, what’s that scene a reference to?
Neon Genesis Evangelion, scene where
spoiler
Misato’s sex life is being revealed to everybody through some kinda mind-sharing singularity kinda thing, iirc
Oh, is it from the last two episodes? I skipped those, cause everyone said to just watch EoE instead.
Oh god why did anyone tell you to skip those, I believe the last to episodes of its original TV run are the most important out of the entire show and its movies. Please do yourself a favor and watch them, they’re really weird and surreal but I feel like it fits.
A lot of girls say things like “you’re lucky I’m like this, most other girls wouldn’t ______ like me”
And I’m thinking to myself “uhhhh you’d be surprised”
Me (ace): What the hell are y’all about??
well we’re all opposing types of disgusting pervert so that’s why I stopped sharing mine
BRING BACK THAT FOOT POST
I’m a disgusting pervert with some actual disgusting fetishes.
Now you know!
