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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

Trump denies he’s dead

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Trump denies he’s dead

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • dhork@lemmy.world
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    he says he's not dead yet

    • AlexLost@lemmy.world
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      You’re not fooling anyone you know!

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I can’t take him like that, it’s against regulations

        • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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          Look, isn’t there something you can do?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I feel happy!

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know, but I liked it anyway

  • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    And why should I believe a liar like him?

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth

  • Darkard@lemmy.world
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    Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”

    Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health

    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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      I wonder if there’s any republicans who can be swayed with “hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?”

      I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e

  • NewPerspective@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, but he lies all the time… Can we trust him on this?

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.

    • stinky@redlemmy.com
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      It’s easy to anticipate his moves because he has so much visibility. We know what he means when he speaks because we have decades of written and spoken text from him. We don’t trust him to do the right thing, but we do trust him to be as cruel as he suggests he is.

      On the contrary, some lemmy.world users however only have two posts… it’s much harder to trust their words because we don’t know them yet.

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.

    When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      The desperate search for a brain

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?

      • Resistai@lemmy.world
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        Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.

        • melisdrawing@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Still wearing mine. I get asked why about twice a day.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      That pretty much looks like a session of Congress. Mitch McConnell in back.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    1000001771

  • If Only@sh.itjust.works
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    Well I didn’t believe he was dead before but now I’m not so sure

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    That’s exactly what a dead president would say.

  • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    Well, he would say that, wouldn’t he?

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    There’s a necromancer working overtime somewhere

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.

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    Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
    Trumpstein’s dead, confirmed.

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    deleted by creator

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    Who the hell is that supposed to be?

    • shalafi@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Looks like Anthony Hopkins’ new movie, Trump.

    • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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      He looks like a thumb in this picture.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Black Lex Luthor.

      • tomkatt@lemmy.world
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        That explains the guy in the hat, but who’s the one on the left?

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      Trump with all his hair cut off.

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    People should just hold huge protests that simultaneously celebrate his death and call for the release of the Epstein files. Maybe his orange, fat monkey head would explode.

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      starts making signs

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