Flared bases, people!
If it’s going up your asshole, flare the base, clap clap.
If it’s going up your asshole flare the base, clap clap.
If it’s going up your ass, there’s a point it shouldn’t pass.
If it’s going up your asshole flare the base.
I’m assuming the claps in this version of the song are not performed with one’s hands
This guy flares.
Is it true that you can accidentally suck up items that way? Like, how far up does it go?
EDIT: (/s included) Does it go out your mouth, and can you shove a grape up there, and spit seeds like ammo?
Not quite, but when I worked ER I have seen a person have to go for surgery because the item in question got sucked into the upper part of the bowels by its natural peristalsis.
Aren’t guts for excreeting stuff?
Invaluable advice right here
You shouldn’t shove things up your ass with no flared base either cause you might actually cause the fall of Yugoslavia.
I saw something on tiktok that apparently an Amish ER nurse was regularly having to remove butter churns from peoples arses. Seems like we all enjoy a little butt stuff 😊
Do you think that counts as a workplace injury?
Why not? They already have the lube.
What? There are Amish emergency rooms? How large is the Amish population? I thought it was like a cult of a couple dozen people?
I think there’s thousands, and don’t forget the other Anabaptists, Hutterites and Mennonites that have a similar culture
How about just let me do my thing and the ER doctor do his?
Where? Where is this button? Come show me
I wanted to test this alleged button, can’t reach it. I feel it’s just a prank.
