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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Interesting observation

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Interesting observation

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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    This is the same energy as a creepy man telling a lesbian woman “you never had a dick like mine before”.

    It’s creepy and predatory behaviour.

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      lemmyshitpost is for serious discussion only!

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        if you unironically post incel or incel adjacent memes, you should get called out. This Lemmy Shitpost, not 4chan /b/

        Rule 1 ->

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          Incel adjacent

          lol

        • silver@das-eck.haus
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          It’s less incel-adjacent and more like boomer Facebook meme adjacent

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            It’s both

      • arsCynic@lemmy.ml
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        Indeed. I don’t understand what’s the big deal. It’s just a funny meme.

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      I want to see a gay dude come into this situation and say to the creepy guy “You’re not straight, you just never had a dick like mine before.”

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      The text by itself, sure. Combined with the image and the community, no. Take into account that girl A claims that she is straight but also clearly seems interested in girl B and that this is a shitpost, so it’s not meant to be taken literally.

    • FishFace@lemmy.world
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      Ok but this is a joke, not an instruction on how to behave in real life.

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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    I don’t have a deep enough pot, so my spaghetti is pansexual.

  • Million@lemmy.zip
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    Life is like spaghetti, its hard untill you make it.

    • theluckyone@discuss.online
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      For your own health and well being, don’t snap it in half and put it in the pot of boiling water while standing in the kitchen with your Italian girlfriend?

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      No stresso, no stresso It’s gonna be espresso

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      How much longer will it take? I thought spaghetti was fast!?

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        How long could spaghetti take, Michael, 10 years?

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    Wet the straights.

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    My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?

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    Question: What’s the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy? Answer: A six pack

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      I don’t understand, can you explain?

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        Gay men exercise their demons and become straight by drinking the six pack, it’s a well known phenomenon

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    Lame joke stolen from Pitch Perfect

    • Getitupinyerstuffin'@lemmy.world
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      Still funny. Never seen it

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