Well, we still haven’t seen Trump’s birth certificate, soo
Melania even more sus
Melania escaped from a Chinese lab conducting unethical research on human-plastic hybridization, that’s why they won’t produce the birth certificate
That is the funniest explanation I’ve heard. Thanks for the lol
i thought it was a human-megalania hybrid, the ancient giant moniter lizard from australia.
No he bought her fair and square. She’s his property
From Epstein, no less!
Or his tax returns.
For all we know, Trump’s birth certificate states he was born in Moscow, Russia and his birth records state he was raised by the Putin family.
A great American city is on the precipice of being run by a communist who has publicly embraced a terroristic ideology,” Representative Andy Ogles from the Republican party said
What the fuck are these cretins on?
Is anyone left from Hitler a “communist” now?
Is anyone left from Hitler a “communist” now?
Literally and without exaggeration, yes, that’s what they truly believe.
I feel like this is unfair, because you are leaving out a pretty important part of the issue.
These people also think Hitler was a moderate.
What the fuck are these cretins on?
They know that nobody with a red hat as EVER read or listened to an actual thing Mamdani has ever said. They could say he flew one of the planes on 9/11 and most of the base would believe it.
He DID!? I knew it! Wait until I tell my Facebook groups!
Since he was 9 at the time, he had to use a booster seat. Make sure to include that detail.
A booster seat that ejected him at the last second. Brilliant!
Is anyone left from Hitler a “communist” now?
Yes. Unironically that is exactly what they believe
I’m starting to think the GOP got Quantum Leaped by the party from the 80s. Not going be surprised if we start seeing persecution of the color red.
Boomers grew up on anti-communist propaganda. But unlike other people, they didn’t use critical thinking and introspection. Therefore, because they still refuse to learn and grow, it’s still the scariest thing they can imagine…
Given the turnout and hype around the election, a riot would ensue if the losers took away citizenship to deprive the winner of their winnings.
it got both the gop and old GUARD dems(gop-lite) scared. remember HOCHUL said she wont support him, until she was facing re-election, or gillibrand who went on a racist tirade.
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the constitution only matters when the supreme court actually upholds the constitution.
Anything is possible in a dictatorship
Now that’s what AI was made for
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Nope. Not even this. Still useless crap. MS Paint would’ve been better.
It got his hands too big, but not bad.
This took so long to modify via Gemini but I FTFY, all credit to someone else but it’s a glorious edit.
Now make his tie comically long
its already like a 4d tie
yeah he buttoned his tie into his fauxniform. it’s already appropriately bad
I didn’t even notice that, amazing!
No, I don’t think so.
through
jesusignoring the laws anything is possible2028 MAGA campaign bumper sticker.
ICE just needs to scan his face with the Racistron 2000 app and it overrides his birth certificate, haven’t you heard?
Possible? Absolutely.
Likely? I dont think so. Stripping a person of citizenship because they are of the opposing party feels like a line in the sand. How do you defend that? At that point its over for America. Like pack it up and every person who is not a straight white christian should be looking to get the fuck out
Keep in mind we are dealing with the same administration that is throwing a tantrum over being told to feed starving children in their own country.
And starving prisoners presumed guilty before trial…
There’s no opposing party.
They are already abducting and “deporting” US citizens. Your line in the sand has been crossed. Just because they haven’t done it yet to one of your parasocial relationship chosen-ones doesn’t mean it isn’t already happening.
Well, how do they defend the fact that theyre currently kidnapping US citizens? Id say deporting them but most of these US citizens (mind you they never got a trial) just vanish without a trace. Tbh it seems a lot more likely theyre being trafficked.
Keep in mind, they’re doing this while protecting multiple child rapists within their own party.
I genuinely hope we have mass executions one day for the scumbags taking us for a ride.
dems on first day of getting back into power
we have seen for unity and healing across the isle… parsons all GOP and ICE for their crimes
G.O.P. Gross Old Pedophiles
Just come out and say it you fucking cowards: you are simply racist and have hatred towards Palestinians.
I will dislike you more, but at least you are honest in this regard.
I would actually dislike them less if they would just fucking own up to their own bigot shit. They love being Schrodinger’s racists, though
I love how scared they are of him.
The GOP and Republicans are a terrorist organization
My limited understanding say this is actual true.
This definition is straight from the FBI website.They themselves even said as much.
Republicans have no intention of abiding by the law, listening to voters, or actually governing. With them, it’s all about the racism, cruelty, and lawlessness. Never let them have power again…
This is just more noise and bullshit like demanding to see Obama’s birth cert.
Don’t they need a functioning government for that?
As shown by SCROTUS recently, no. They will just call it an emergency measure and shove it through.
great news, enough dems caved and the senate passed a funding bill, without any of the demands the dems were making in the beginning.
I hate this timeline…
i saw a meme that those light switches that don’t actually do anything are actually to switch you between timelines. maybe i fucked it all up when i flipped one of those switches back in 2015.
The Big Light Switch got flipped in 1968, with RFK’s assassination. Had he lived, he would have become president, the Vietnam War would have ended much earlier, and we would never have Watergate, which triggered a nefarious Republican Revenge Plot that is currently entering its final stage.
RFK’s assassination is where the timelines split.
Nope. Unsurprisingly the repressive parts of the government will continue to function no matter what. It’s just the “non essential” things like feeding people and ATC that don’t get funded.
Depends on how you define functioning.
Everything is possible in authoritorian country like Iran, Saudi Arabia, USA, North Korea, China, Venezuala, Russia.
