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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Anti-masturbation DLC

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Anti-masturbation DLC

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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    “Guys I just started buddhism and so far it has just been sitting quietly, and destroying sand mandalas, when does it get to the good stuff like reincarnation? Can I skip the first season and start with 2 or will this have important plot ramifications?”

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      “Is there an in-universe way to pay myself forward? It’s taking too long and the grind makes me bored out of my mind”.

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        Yes you can. Just send 500$ in playstation gift cards to the following address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. Washington, DC 20500

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          is that white house

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    These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?

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      You really can’t be a proper christian, unless you want to fuck everything in sight and at the same time feel disgusted and ashamed by it.

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        You here have explained the root reason of so much bigotry and hatred

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        You know they probably use the death grip method, too, because they really hate their own dicks.

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      They think attacking the symptoms is attacking the cause…

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        The Anti Frank-N-Furter

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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      It can if they currently have an unhealthy habit or addiction to fapping or porn.

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      They really think believing in magical sky daddies will improve their life in any way at all.

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      Is it weird that I think that doing so is kinda gross? And I am a man. I don’t do it often.

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        Yes, that’s weird.

        • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world
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          Thanks

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        Hope you’re getting plenty then. You want to ejaculate around twenty times a month for a healthy prostate.

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    It basically is though, it’s larping.

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      Stop insulting us LARPers. What have we ever done to deserve it?

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        LARP WAR!

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      It’s larping for people without a sense of humour.

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    “Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”

    I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that it woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.

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      glowing?

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        Santa asked him to guide his sleigh.

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          Santas going to get sleighed tonight.

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        In the dark.

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        Semen becomes bioluminescent if too much of it accretes. The red was the blood vessels.

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        We’ve all been there.

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      Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.

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      Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.

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        Some motherfuckers share too much

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          My wife is one of those people who strangers will spill their darkest secrets to. It’s weird what people feel comfortable telling her.

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            Example.

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      Wait did he stop nofap or stop masturbating on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night?

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      I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.

      According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.

      I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.

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      idk if this is true,but holy that doesnt sound healthy.
      and maybe NNN isnt healthy aswell.

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        Duh

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    Most folk just want direction. Sometimes all it takes is the right social club to change a lifetime of political direction.

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      Sometimes all it takes is joining a cult

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      Yeah a lot of them are pretty open about going to Christianity because they’re directionless. It offers purpose, direction, and community. That all is something the left has struggled to provide to these people (but it absolutely can). So yeah, talk to the directionless young men in your life about food not bombs and union organizing or the right will.

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      I agree. For a lot of people, politics is just a hobby that they’ve sunk their entire identity into. Like the new golfer that starts buying all sorts of clubs and gear, or the new woodworker who has to buy every tool before he makes a single cutting board, etc.

      They discover politics, and the next thing you know, they’re wearing star-spangled ties in the office, they’ve got stickers all over their bumper, they’ve programmed their car radio presets to nothing but conservative talk stations, they develop a snear whenever they say the word Liberal, etc.

      They just need a new hobby. Get them a new bicycle, and in a month they’ll have a $5000 Italian racing bike, all the tight spandex clothes, special expensive shoes with locking cleats, $300 Oakleys, etc. They’ll be a pain in the ass on the roads, but at least they’ll be too busy riding to vote.

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        looks at his garage full of woodworking tools

        I didn’t come here to be called out. I just need a jointer then I’ll finally be able to make stuff

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          I hear ya, brother.

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    - Jesus Christ, 33 CE

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      Lmao

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    Oh boy, speed running to christian nationalism.

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    I stopped watching the Old Testament when I came to Chronicles, at which point I gave up. How do you introduce 900 new characters in a single chapter…

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      It’s even worse than that, they introduce them and then like 90% of them are never mentioned ever again.

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    Can’t start no fap right away gotta wait till his PH membership expires

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    I guess he’s going Catholic specifically?

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      Late-convert catholics are the worst kind of christians. They’re just fundie evangelists that want to dominionism harder than the dominionists themselves.

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    Anon gonna molest kids in his local church soon

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    Superbook and Flying House are anime about the Bible and Christianity.

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      What about weightlifting?

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        How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?

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          What about NoFap?

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            https://myanimelist.net/anime/578/Hotaru_no_Haka?cat=anime

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              Well, I can’t argue there.

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    Binge reading the Bible

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      He won’t make it past the Begats.

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    Huh two whole weeks to stop jerking off. Boy is going to be bruised

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Beating it like it owes him money

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        Was this the pilot or something? I don’t remember Moral Orel looking like this.

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            So Moral Orel is an entire series of “The Simpsons did it”.

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