Alt text: A twitter post with two people. First one says "People are flipping out over the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “Clean Pen*s”. The second person replies " Good try, you arent tricking me into trying avocado ".
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wait you can write a bunch of white supremacist shit on X but you gotta censor the word penis?
I genuinely read it as pen’s until your comment. Like the common misspelling of plural word’s.
If you de-contract the apostrophe, it still says “pen is”
that is not a real post mate
oh lol I wouldn’t know I didn’t even use twitter when it was twitter
Who’s out there licking pens, clean or otherwise?
You know, licking pens is rather the exquisite taste. When I have to get up early every morning to leave my house, I prepare by licking my pens. Sometimes, if I feel generous, I sit down and have a coffee before I nibble on the pens. I am not married and have a collection of 40 types of writing tools, varying from calligraphy brushes to stifts and simple pencils and anything in between. I work in administration and get home everyday by seven o’ clock at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occassionally eat steak. I sleep in rather late, but always have six hours of sleep. I drink milk straight from the fridge, without heating it. After thirty minutes of scrolling meme videos I go back to nibbling on my shaking brush, and everytime I close my eyes, I sleep. Then I wake up always refreshed, as a baby who has no obligation towards the world. What I am trying to explain is that I live my life in the exact way I want. I do not concern myself with societal views of wearing kilted skirts, or attacking my own friends in a strategic video game. That would be pointless and cause me to lose sleep. It’s how I deal with life, y’know? Although if I were to strive against you in a friendly competition of pen licking, I wouldn’t lose.
Have you ever seen a pen that’s been chewed on? They’re everywhere.
Pen Island residents
If you lick 15 of them, you get to join the Pen15 club.
It’s the Republican equivalent of vaccination.
As a connoisseur of both, I vehemently disagree. So, to you heterosexual males that enjoy avocados but hate the thought of it tasting like a clean penis, I’m letting you off the hook on this one.
“Guys, is it gay to not be able to afford to buy a house?”
Nah man. Most gay people don’t have kids and that saves a ton of money
Wtf are clean pens
They’re like dirty pens, only clean.
It’s real, you guys
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
Ok, but it doesn’t. Clean dick tastes like… get ready for this… skin.
What if he eats a lot of avocado
I was like 21 or 22 when I tried Avocado for the first time. I had plenty of access to it before, but the thought of a Plant being all fat instead of all water freaked me out. I can handle some Avocado nowadays if it’s mixed with something (like tomatoes and onions for a nice salsa-ish thing) but no way in hell that I’d eat a raw piece of it. It’s a freak of nature and I don’t approve of it.
As for how it compares to the taste of dick - no idea, there are no taste buds in the back of my throat.
Nice try but I’m still not into guys.
Just because you have a clean penis in your mouth doesn’t mean you’re into guys.
Girldick doesn’t taste like clean penis, it tastes like Pepsi Nitro
