Alt text: A twitter post with two people. First one says "People are flipping out over the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “Clean Pen*s”. The second person replies " Good try, you arent tricking me into trying avocado ".
Alt text: A twitter post with two people. First one says "People are flipping out over the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “Clean Pen*s”. The second person replies " Good try, you arent tricking me into trying avocado ".
I was like 21 or 22 when I tried Avocado for the first time. I had plenty of access to it before, but the thought of a Plant being all fat instead of all water freaked me out. I can handle some Avocado nowadays if it’s mixed with something (like tomatoes and onions for a nice salsa-ish thing) but no way in hell that I’d eat a raw piece of it. It’s a freak of nature and I don’t approve of it.
As for how it compares to the taste of dick - no idea, there are no taste buds in the back of my throat.