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The Monarch approves!

How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
When they text you “I’m on my way” and ignore your: please don’ts
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
now I kinda wanna do this, minus the ex
if only I were more motivated

be as beautiful as malenia every day
Ah yes, the Scarlet Brainrot
Very apt title for a certain political circle 😌
This is evil genius-level, but for good.
Chaotic good









