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The new recommended way to hold corn.
Lol it was so frustrating keeping it in there, really could have used a hand. Or some of those corn skewer things (… wait no, ouch)
9 people downvoted this and I’m genuinely upset with them.
Omg I know!! But it's okay I totally have photos of them in the act:
Holy shit, I have not seen a SwatBot in 15 years.
… Sonic lore is really something else… fucking Penders is a madman…
I just want them to finish Sonic Underground. That whole show is the most absolutely insane shit and now it’s just completely forbidden to even discuss it and it’s a travesty. Nobody is clamoring for more of that absolute drug-trip bullshit except me (and maybe chrischan??), but goddamnit sega I WILL SUCK YOUR DICKS IF YOU JUST LET IT HAPPEN.
As I have somewhat embarassingly now realized… I seem to be a bit older than you… I read the Sonic comics… as they were published and released… in the 90s / 00s.
I don’t know what a Sonic Underground is, apparently it aired in… France? Over in at least my locale in the US, we got “Sonic the Hedgehog”, which… seems to have had a lot more serious of a tone?.. But that SwatBot image is, I think, from one of the first 25 comics.
… and we are definitely both autistic, beyond any possible doubt, having turned an exhibitionist nsfw thread, somehow, into a discussion about Sonic the Hedgehog.
I guess uh, would you like to know about trains, lol?
There’s at least some double entendre there to play with hahaha!
iirc “No Fun Allowed” is from an early-90s sonic kids book, not one of the comics (what was that about autism?). The two big shows in the US were Sonic SatAM (the extremely dark one one with Jim Cummings voicing Robotnik - more famous for voicing Darkwing Duck among many others) and The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog (the one all the clips come from - it wasn’t very good, tbh).
Sonic Underground was… it’s own truly insane thing. Like in one episode, the macguffin was literally “A magical serum that does sonic inflation porn, but only to your feet”. There’s another one where the best henchman gets force-femme-transmog’d into a bassinet (I swear to god that’s an accurate description). I can’t recommend enough that you go and look it up (ideally on MDMA, it really elevates the whole experience), it was absolutely bonkers.
I am additionally in deep denial about having gotten the Train Autism™, despite that I am actively in a group chat with my local Live Steamer org, planning the big group trip to Train Mountain next year (which oh my god I’m so excited)
… wtf Sonic Underground sounds like ‘the writer’s barely disguised fetish’.
I guess what you’re calling SatAM is what I meant, the pretty dark one where like, Sonic and the gang are basically an eco terrorist resistance cell, which actually is pretty much in line with the comics, after roughly issue 25. The comics were goofy originally, but got pretty serious pretty fast.
Also, I guezs that like ‘robotcization’ is roughly as technically nonsense as a foot inflation serum, but the show/comic treated them quite seriously.
Like uh, Bunny Rabbot (sp), her whole back story is she got rescued halfway through the middle of being roboticized so… she’s basically 60% robot cyborg, which does come in handy tactically, but also causes her own kind of dysphoria, pretty much.
Its entirely less ludicrous than being force femme transmogged into a bassinet. Thats just fucking ridiculous lol.
I think I’ll have to check this out lol, but I also think I’ll skip the MDMA… too many bad associations with people I know/knew giving themselves serotonin shock syndrome, I’ll probably just go with CBD… my college days of shrooms and salvia and such are behind me now, lol.
As to Train Autism: My grandpa literally had a two queen bed sized model train kit that he spent 20 years tweaking.
I never stood a chance, lol.
Oh, I forgot to mention that every episode has an original song with associated plot-relevant music video in it.
It’s completely insane, I cannot recommend it enough.
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Ok.
… can you butter your biscuits next?
Somewhat more serious question:
… what do you think of the uh, texture?
Nubbed for her pleasure?
???
The fuck? Where do you get off asking something like that, what are you some kind of pervert?
(lmao tho)
Oh well uh, I edited in with a second question, as you wrote that…
So I guess: I dunno!
Where do you get off!?
I thought that corn was buttered!
…
I in fact can believe its not butter!
Lol. Yeah tho, the texture is subtle but noticeable? It’s nice, not wild or anything but still pleasant!
Ok, so basically:
… was only 95% insane, not 100% insane.
That’s what I’m hearing lol, that a corncob could infact be a legitimately ‘interesting’ variant on a typical dildo?
Whether its for your cornholio or your bungholio?
Hahahah!
(I’m sorry, the reference is lost on me!)
Imho if you’re going for a textured toy you could do a lot better than corn texture, but it’s not bad.
Ah thats… Beavis and Butthead, was on MTV when I was a kid… which means I guess you’re roughly 10ish years younger than me.
Oi.
Anyway, that’s Cornholio. He needs various things for his bunghole.
“Cornholio” gets deported to Mexico
Beavis and Butthead was largely made by Mike Judge, who then went on to make King of the Hill.
… not sure if I’m explaining meme references or just aging myself at this point…
Oh lol no, I just didn’t have television growing up so pretty much every reference from that era (that I haven’t sought out as an adult) is lost on me. TY for explaining though!
Now THIS is corn racing!
Try spinning, that’s a good trick!
Straight to
Porn on the cob!
Make popcorn, not war
I’ll pop your corn 😉
… no you know what I’m sorry, that line was too cheesy and I’m ashamed.
Well I mean, you know what happens when you give a corn cob a very thorough, vigorous massage, right?
Creamed corn.
It was corny lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KE3dP2bc-4g
This was the plot of an old AMV Hell video
I have no idea what’s happening there and I’m so fucking here for it.
The audio is from the cold opening of an episode of Aqua teen hunger force
I tried to think of a good pun also, but they’re too corny.
Truly a-maize-ing like usually. 😍
❤️ This trend has been so goofy, I couldn’t resist getting in on it.
I think you should really commit to the bit, truly sink your teeth into it.
=P
lol, commit to the bite as it were
Maybe I have been living under a rock since I never heard about it before. 😆 I am happy you helped me to close that knowledge gap in such a sexy manner. 😘
Lol yeah the shitpost community has been postin’ corn for the past couple days, figured I’d show support for the cause.
Hehe, well I certainly support everything that tickles your exhibitionistic side.
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Well thank you, I think I fit in quite well 😉
Always a pleasure to see you bound and helpless, and I do enjoy your creativity and commitment to a bit! Curious as to how the corn actually feels?
Aww shucks, thank you!
Corn was a little on the large side, but the texture was certainly interesting. Not quite a heavy enough texture to be super stimulating but it was certainly pleasantly noticeable.
I do so hope that was an intentional pun!
You seem the type to get something out of stretching your boundaries, I’m sure you weren’t complaining. And there’s something oddly erotic about the phrase ‘pleasantly noticeable’, thank you for that.
oddly erotic about the phrase ‘pleasantly noticeable’
Now imagine me saying it in a husky voice
And now I can’t think of anything else!
Aww, you caught the first pun but not the second one :(
In my defence, you’re very distracting!
Go on, send some more my way, I’m all ears.
I’ve never had to accuse someone of fishing for corn smut before; this opportunity pleases me to no end
I upvoted your food porn waffle today! From foodporn to more food porn 😂
Very cool OC!
I like to keep my posts on a theme, what can I say…
(And thank you! ❤️)
This image gives me mixed emotions, I hope I spend time thinking about beautiful women playing with ropes rather than corn. I’ll report back later.
I see you’ve managed to shoe-corn yourself into a predicament yet again - well done!
That pun was almost as forced as the corn was (❤️)
Half marks for trying 🤣
Impressive, very nice, now let’s see Paul Allen’s cornhole…
… Paul Allen as in Microsoft?
90% sure the shared name is purely coincidental, not meant to be a direct reference to the MSFT Paul Allen.
… the general name confusion though, is on point for American Pyscho.
Bland, interchangeable, common rich white dude names.
Thank you for the clarification, never seen the movie! Though unfortunately I’m still not sure what they were actually trying to say with the comment…
Uh… right. Yes.
Yeah it doesn’t make much sense…
Maybe they want to see some kind of male partner of yours, his… corned hole?
… ?
Chiming in late. Its a parallel that he was dumbfounded by what he saw but he knew there was one better (from Paul Allen).
… but what is the analagously ‘better one’, in this context?
Like… a different corncob?
One with more subtle texturing, an understated yet simultaneously bold color?
Or… a different…corncob reciever?
???
An entirely different kind of dildo-esque vegetable?
I’d cover you in butter!
I Don’t Believe It’s Actually Butter™
Only one way to find out!
Way ahead of you, already working on getting it thoroughly slathered up…
(super awkward pose lol)
The best possible use of that gif, A+ and a gold star
I HAVE to try this
The hardest part was
the fans after I posted thisfinding corn in december, I had to go to three stores to get any. HIGHLY recommend you do though, and not least because this becoming a trend would make me happy beyond measure.Nothing will ever be as hard as your fans after one of your posts.
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