• we are all@crazypeople.online
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    3 days ago
    1. stand in the door way of the cat on the left. maintain eye contact and start conversating immediately with it.

    2. with your right hand, make the fingers appear to be toys to the one on the right to engage his predatorial skills directly.

    3. conversate with the one on the left until the one on the right is successful and draws blood.

    4. then yell out loud, startling both. now, neither want anything to do with you.

    er go, no more guilt / choice.

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 days ago

    Finally, a trolly problem where nobody dies… unless the cats are just that vindictive.

  • Sergio@piefed.social
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    4 days ago
    • stand between the two doors, like in this picture
    • say “I’m gonna GET YA! who do I get first!?!” over and over, while looking back and forth and shifting your weight like you’re about to pounce.
    • whoever meows next, POUNCE at em. (or shuffle forward or whatever you can do). if they don’t run away then pet em for a little bit while saying “gotcha gotcha gotcha!”
    • return to step 1

    Do this a couple times. Then smooth your hair and walk away, refusing to elaborate.

  • plyth@feddit.org
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    3 days ago

    These seem to be the rooms of a couple. I guess each person has a favorite cat that is waiting in their respective room. So if I am one of them I would have to pet my cat first to maintain trust because the situation is a setup to test my loyality.

    Judging by the position of the camera I would assume that I am the person of the left room.