Diplococcus, diplodocus
Diplodocuses (diplodocii?) do not cause gonorrhea? How are you so sure? Have you slept with one?
I’ve seen enough of the internet to know an anthropomorphic dinosaur is fully capable of spreading a venereal disease.
Only if you believe hard enough though
If you’re clappy and you know it, see a doctor
What if ur not happy?
urrrrrr
This Jurassic Park movie is getting weird pretty quickly.
Still, not a bad movie considering current trends.
Ork clap
There’s a handy mnemonic for this:
- DiploCOCcus CAUSEs gonerrhea
- DiploDOcus DOesn’t
The fact that you have a mnemonic device for this makes me feel like you deserve to be on whatever lists you’re on.
Exactly how many museums have you been banned from?
Edit: Spelling
you deserve to be on whatever lists you’re on.
Holy shit lol.
I’m putting that one in my back pocket.
I’m honored.
I would’ve went with:
DiploCOCcus has a gonorrhoea infested COC
DiploDOcus open the DOor, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?
You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.
Now we arent 100% sure it doesn’t cause gonorrhea, someone’s gotta fuck one first.
does not cause gonorrhea
[citation needed]
Do not the Diplodocus
DIPLO COCKS
- very big [citation needed]
- causes gonorrhea [citation needed]
I came here to comment this
Maybe 20 years ago I went to see RJ D2 and Dipla opened up. I went over to purchase one of his DVD videos and the motherfucker, hit on my perfect ten redhead girlfriend in front of me. Granted, she was fucking beautiful. But he is a cunt. Definitely liked his first album. Anything after that is just drivel.
So yes, he probably has gonorrhea. Again, we’ll give it to you or your loved ones.
For the rest of the night he got to watch us dance and love all over each other because we were fucking down and he is a cunt. We wanted to rub it in his face. He was not getting any
Obligatory milenial joke:
Your mom, very big, causes gonorrhea
This would explain why nobody has been coming to my discount Jurassic Park.
I could get the same result with
ssh-keygen!there is prion that causes a deadly brain disease, and then theres the PRION bird which has the same name.
“the clap” is an old name for gonnorhea.
Somehow i read this as diarrhea and immediatly thought: “No I’d shit myself with either one.”
Causes diarrhea
Is diplobocus the equivalent of atomic lead? (Tiny and very bad for you) How about diploeocus? Some planet somewhere?
diplofocus is the paleoptometrist
Afaiu it was them that passed it to humans just prior to the deluge.
Thankfully Noah invented wine to balance things out.
Here’s my theory: All diplodocuses, much like all brontosauruses, are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
