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minus-squarePowBlok@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoWhat do you call someone with no arms or legs on the floor in front of your door? Matt.
minus-squareprotist@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhat do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the barbeque grill? Frank.
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMy wife has only begrudgingly allowed me to maintain a welcome mat that says “Hi! I’m Mat!”
What do you call someone with no arms or legs on the floor in front of your door?
Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the barbeque grill?
Frank.
My wife has only begrudgingly allowed me to maintain a welcome mat that says “Hi! I’m Mat!”