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Kairos@lemmy.today to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days ago

Potential solution?

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Potential solution?

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Kairos@lemmy.today to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days ago
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    26 days ago

    Bro thinks they can just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude realisations through the deserts of enlightenment evey day

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    I love this, but in all fairness, its too credible.

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    Somali pirates gonna just pivot to being Somali highway bandits.

    • freebee@sh.itjust.works
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      Somalia is 1000km away from this

      • Kairos@lemmy.todayOP
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        Oh it’s all in Africa, how big can it be? /s

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      deleted by creator

  • Fisting for Freedom@sh.itjust.worksM
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    tfw you realize your gas tank has always been empty

  • qevlarr@lemmy.world
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  • silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk
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    The meditating statue looks heavy (if it’s to scale) – what is it gonna cost to move it that distance?

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    The problem is you’re going through 2, potentially 3 countries there.

    The crisis of faith looks pretty close to where the 3 might meet even.

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      Well, realising you’re actually just going to sit in the dark transcends countries.

      (More credibly, I’m guessing sending several thousand trucks through a random patch of the Middle East would not be cheap, regardless of borders)

  • rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s actually already a pipeline at the exit point.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      peepayleeeneigh? what the hell is a peepayleeeneigh?

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    This looks like a job for… The Chignecto Marine Transport Railway!

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      I have never heard of this before and rather than Google it I’m going to decide that if you put 5-10 parallel rail lines to spread the weight you can actually put a whole oil tanker on rollers to drive it across the desert to the other side of the continent.

      10/10 no notes

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      Finally a Nova Scotia thing on NCD

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    I always knew enlightenment was riding a bicycle!

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