Does it run Doom?
There’s going to be a Skyrim release in about a week. The patient will wake up in the back of a creaking wagon.
Yes, but the heartbeat will be synced to the gameplay.
And when you die, you really die.
Not if you hack the matrix
If it does, you should probably go to the E.R.
I have never had an original thought. And I’m 8 hours late.
Doomfibulator
Wrong community. This is for c/selfhosting.
“I self hosted a vital organ 'cos fuck google”
But who is the self who is hosting?
Don’t forget to oveclock it so you get more performance
We can boost it up to a full 2 hertz even!
Easy to retrieve and reuse once done
Latest kernel update broke my heart, literally.
DON’T BRICK THE DEVICE!!!
Not funny. A neurosurgeon did that to me and now I have to take pills for my kernel panic attacks.
Why take pill, when you can install schnapps?
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But can you play Doom?
“How’s the driver of the electrodes’ GPIO, Doc?”
“Probably won’t fit in flash with the kernel and Apache. But I could rewire the electrodes to UART instead, that seems more practical than interfacing with that weird pulse generator.”
You should start charging them a subscription not to terminate their heart
Run Doom on it!
Killall kills only one.
Imagine how wild the ride would be if it ran Arch…
Good one. Honestly. Well done.
