Meanwhile, Iran is like “what talks?” and I believe them more than Trump.
They’re calling for what it is, market manipulation.
Classic trump-and-dump.
Where one person says “we agree” and the other says “no we don’t,” it isn’t a question of his word against theirs. They are objectively right, de facto, evidently, case closed
“WITCH”
That’s how you know it’s Trump. He’s a fucking moron.
That, and the commas. If only punctuation and spelling were the only things he raped…

I AM PLEASE!
Also „please”
I know we are used to it by now, but the ALL CAPS seems increasingly crazy.
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It’s how a lot of his followers post on Facebook and shit, so I presume it’s for them
racist old man has caps lock on.
Oof, seven years ago
Whenever they repost his tweets on r/conservative they always correct his spelling in the transcript.
It’s funny because they don’t post transcripts for any other screenshotted images, just his
WITCH
Witch.
You know there was a time in our country’s history where something like that cost you the presidency altogether.
I reckon the vast majority of the voters base won’t even notice.
I am please to report it was at least noticed.
Dan Quayle and his potatoes
Iran: WTF are you talking about!?
So anyway, about those Epstein files.
department of war
“But its totally not a war, trust me bro!”
Conversations that are so obviously very real and also everyone was clapping and cheering. Thank you, Mister President Trump - LIBERATION DAY 2.0 - I BELIEVE.
WE’VE POSTPONED SOME OF THE WAR CRIMES BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTIFUL IRANIAN DIPLOMACY AND MAKE AMERICA GRATE.
Wut? Its not even tuesday, man!
Makes me think of when I used to give my kids a countdown ultimatum. “You better do it in 3, 2… 1 & 1/2… 1 & 1/4…”
For those of you yet to have kids, the secret is to count up and every number escalates the penalty, that way they also don’t know when you’ll stop counting and takes away the boundary they’re pushing. (This is not professional advice and i take no responsibility for your future childs trauma )

Donald has been “talking” into the “emergency line” for weeks, it just one of those red Fisher-Price toy phones, to keep him busy.







