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Servomoore@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Welcome to Heaven by Bogleech

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Welcome to Heaven by Bogleech

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Servomoore@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Just as likely an outcome as any.

    I read a great novella about a guy who was a devout Mormon who got sent to a truly chilling version of Hell because “I’m sorry, the correct answer was Zoroastrianism.”

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      “A short stay in hell”

      • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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        That’s the one! Truly fucking appalling.

  • BillyClark@piefed.social
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    With this comic, I will now be better prepared. If something like this happens, I will simply say, “Hooray! My very own butt-snipes! Thank you! Where are the tongs?”

    • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub
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      Oh, we’re a bit bad at spelling. We meant “thongs”, so they won’t get stuck when they breach to breathe or snipe.

      • MalReynolds@slrpnk.net
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        Bad place, it’s the bad place…

        • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Wait, Jason figured it out? This one hurts.

  • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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    I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going, but apparently not enough to know how the fuck we got here to begin with…?

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      We got here because horny, all the horny in all the ways through all of history. Those are definitely the creations from that nuns inner desires.

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      Have you read the Bible?

      • Farid@startrek.website
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        Bible Black? Of course.

        • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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          OHHHHHH now I get it 🤦‍♀️

  • JonnyRobbie@lemmy.world
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    I’m impressed that the nun still got into this heaven - she must’ve been doing something right…

    • Servomoore@lemmy.worldOP
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      Well, assuming she wanted into Butt Snipe Heaven.

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    While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Everyone who get in gets a butt-snipe.”

  • Remy Rose@piefed.social
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    You sonuvabitch, I’m in.

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      Sigh… unzips

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Even the shitpost community can’t top this madness.

    Are you serious xD

  • Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.net
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    What does this mean ?

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      It means that chances are if there’s a god and afterlife, humans didn’t get it right.

      Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.

      - Robert Heinlein

      • Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.net
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        Now that you explained the context, l really loved that comic strip.

        • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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          Why do I suspect you’re a bot?

          • Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.net
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            Because you’re interacting with bots all the time ??🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

            • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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              Wouldn’t that make me an expert in recognising bots, making it all the more likely that I have also correctly identified you as a bot?

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    Which end of the snipe goes where?

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      Don’t worry, they know what to do

  • Sergio@piefed.social
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    Be not afraid.

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    Butt-snipes lookin kinda cute tho… 😳

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