Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.
Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.
CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it’s causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!
Guys. I’m on Earth’s side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They’ll be the same tempature in 5 years.
I read somewhere it was millions of years after trees evolved that anything evolved to decompose their bark.
So for millions of years the dead trees just stacked up.
And now we have oil. Glorious oil.
THANKS, DEAD TREES!
Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.
Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.
CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it’s causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!
Guys. I’m on Earth’s side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They’ll be the same tempature in 5 years.
Millions of years of occasional massive fire storms