• abc@suppo.fi
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    6 days ago

    Wait, didn’t he just few months ago literally assassinate the iranian head of state? I mean good riddance but still.

    Also an iranian general in his previous term.

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    He makes a constant effort every single day to make everyone hate him, why is he surprised?

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    The mullahs hate America, so it would make more sense for them to let him live so that we suffer more.

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    7 days ago

    He’s fucking bragging about how much if a piece of shit he is that other people want to kill him. Bragging. That’s all his life is about, bragging about this or that

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      Sometimes his bragging is hilarious.

      On Italian TV there was a sports show where some pundit was saying “no but Infantino would have never bent the rules like this, it is because they noticed some problem with the VAR and we’re going to get explainations soon” - meanwhile the control room was showing on the back monitors trump “truthing” his bragging “I corrupted FIFA and I am proud of it”

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      7 days ago

      Most of us know that’ll just throw fuel on the fire.

      The best would be him publicly dying of natural causes.

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        My preference is that he dies peacefully in his sleep at the start of a long televised meeting. He falls asleep so often and shits his pants enough that no one would notice or dare speak up that he might have died. By the time the meeting is over he will be far beyond resuscitation. Then we just have to endure the few years of his most ardent supporters demanding investigations into who poisoned him.

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        7 days ago

        When he said he was going to give a long rambling speech on the 4th of July in dangerous heat… I held my breath hoping

        Is there something about being an evil fuck that makes you live forever. Steve Irwin dies tragically young, grandpa Hitler over here can scream in a sauna about how evil immigrants are for 2 hours with no ill effect.

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    7 days ago

    I’m honestly surprised every time I see Trump on screen his face isn’t just completely obscured by a massive amount of red laser sight dots.

    Seriously though, are there just no good assassins left in this world?