A big problem for trust in government is that high-quality governance is usually invisible. When the various agencies designed to protect the American people from all manner of threats are working perfectly, most potential disasters are detected and prevented before they happen. A lot of highly trained government workers do diligent and difficult work for little pay and less recognition, heading off crisis after crisis, and the ignorant swing-voting layman assumes that all his tax dollars are being squandered.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is, by way of the manifold consequences of Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Robert Kennedy hacking away at American state capacity. The latest consequence can be heard in the groaning emanating from thousands of bathrooms across the country: the worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in American history. It deserves a name, so I’m calling it the MAHA Trots.
I’m sure people are suffering, but I think we all have to agree that as long as Donald Trump continues to speak, it will only be the second worst diarrhea outbreak this century.
America has literally gone to shit!
Yeah, but gEnoCiDejoE and Kamala had that cackle (and didn’t have a peener!), so…this was the only proper outcome.
This will…checks notes…Send A Message To The Democrats To Do Better Next Time ™ or some such bullshit.
Diarrhea cuz no peena?
Should be called the MAGA Trots.
Feel like Trump Trots is good too.
Trump’s dumps.
That’s better.
Don’s Diarrhea
Donorrhea was just sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up.
Please do not pick up the donorrhea.
Take only Fartographs. Leave only Donarrhea.
Donarrhea?
Trumporrhea.
From the Diarrhea Don.
Just: Diharrea Don
trumporrhea
Trumporrhea, or “a case of the Trumps” or “Trump dumps.”
Trump Trots?
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is
Most of them won’t learn anything. If they were capable of learning, they’ve had ample time to do so.
Some of the undecided may learn. Most conservatives are probably a lost cause and always will be. These are the people that were claiming “it’s just like the flu!” and “PLANDEMIC!” even as they lay dying of Covid, FFS.
And a whole lot of them were gobbling stuff like horse dewormer and calling for Fauci’s head for endorsing life-saving vaccines.
Cons are not likely to learn a fucking thing from a round of this, even if they have the worst version of it.
All they will do is complain to taco bell employees that their tacos are missing lettuce.
Getting explosive diarrhea to own the libs.
I read the title and thought “woah, that’s a little private,” but then I realized it wasn’t about his adult diaper.
He was upset at being the only person to constantly shid pant. So he made it so everyone shid pant. Because thats how his voided cranial cavity works.
shart of the deal
Shart of the seal
The worst so far. Maga republicans have only been leading the USA for about 18 months, it’s definitely going to get worse in the next few years. Thoughts and prayers is the best policy for letting things turn to shit, literally in this example.
Wait until the US breeds the basics for the next pandemic…
Well at least on this, he leads by example
Its a hobby of him ,schitting in his pants and on people.
From the algae bloom to diarrhea outbreak, can the gods give us no clearer signs of what’s going on?
This makes me want Adam Conover and Obama to make a sequel to The G Word showing how much damage the Federal government has taken in the last couple of years.
Amen to that. The doofs that vote Republican will likely never watch it, but a whole lot of fence-sitters/“centrists” may.
It was such a good show
The best president of diarrhea and logorrhea.
now THIS is Legacy
