https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/2
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Failed marketing ploys
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I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!
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Ah yes, good old GOOD boomer humor
Yeah. The closest I think Larson ever got to “I hate my wife” was the gorilla telling her husband, “Another human hair? You’ve been hanging out with that Jane Goodall tramp again!”
In Germany, this could be a success
Fuck it, gimme the asparagus!
This would probably make asparagus more appealing to kids, since they get to learn cool new words too
I started eating asparagus more as a kid when l learned it made your pee smell weird. I especially liked any leftovers the next morning before school.
It’s your motherfucking daily dosage of ass far ass cuss!
