ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 15 天前Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square98linkfedilinkarrow-up1230arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1230arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 15 天前message-square98linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up29·15 天前But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·15 天前Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 天前Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-214 天前 bring JD Vance with you every time you poop. JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 天前He follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 天前No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
He follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.
No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.