touch /womanooh, that’s exciting!
hmmmmm
cd ~ ls ../ echo "--------" tree sudo dnf install supertuxkart
yaay super tux kart
Step 1: install the essentials
I’m honestly more interested in their username and what stuff is there to find. maybe its not fresh anymore
sudo dnf install cmatrix cmatrixmatrix time
runs at 3 fps thanks to some of you
fuckers
let’s add a little time limit to this
sudo shutdown +60the bomb has been planted
sudo shutdown -cCTs win
yes > no
Since it is BTRFS, even though GNU yes is working at the glorious 3GiB/s speed, disk is only slowly filling up. In the last 15 minutes, 25 whole gigabytes were wasted.
10 GiB has been filled on the host disk since it goes BTRFS -> QCOW -> BTRFS and all of that has compression individually.
Host now constantly thermal throttles due to 3 instances of disk compression running in parallel under full blast.
glorious
It’s been 22 minutes and disk utilization is 35GiB
size of the file
nois 865.2 GiBmy host fs will need a good
scrubafter thisUPDATE
your command was interrupted by
sudo shutdown +60set up an hour ago by @PinkiePieYay2707@pawb.socialIt reached a maximum of 60GiB disk utilization. Size of the file
nois 2.6 TBModern linux filesystems are amazing
This is such a cool idea for a thread, im new to linux so this is all a good lesson for me on what not to do on my linux install lmao
This is the sort of shit I was expecting to happen eventually
Echo “:3” > /etc/fstab
/home/lemmy can’t mount anymore. Rootfs is read only, user lemmy now resets to default state every boot
~ $ apt-get install steam # command not found: apt-get ~ $ pacman -Syu steam # command not found: pacman ~ $ apk add steam # command not found: apk ~ $ flatpak install com.valvesoftware.Steam # command not found: flatpak ~ $ dnf5 install steam ~ $ FINALLY # command not found: FINALLYalso u are gay now >:3
sudo dnf install hyfetch hyfetch
oh no the communally developed free operating system went socialist, woke and gay… who would’ve guessed???
it must be because of systemd redhat and lennart poettering
hyfetch -p transgender --test-distro archu use arch btw also now it’s even more gay
:(){ :|:& };:
cpu usage went up a little. nothing much
fork bombs are not that dangerous on modern linux
Do you want me to make a more dangerous one? 😁
yes please
gotta remove the french localization from the entire system, it’s just bloatware
cd / sudo rm -fr .
your evil plans was BUSTED!!! MUHAHAHAHA
gotta remove the french localization from the entire system, it’s just bloatware
Don’t forget to remove the language roots!
sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root
sudo shutdown nowgo to bed sleepyhead
sudo shutdown now
System shut down and an invisible time traveller booted it back up to save the world.
Unfortunately though, this means towel.blinkenlights.nl is not playing anymore. A small sacrifice for the future of humanity
cat /dev/urandom > mydiary.txtmake sure to ctrl-c after a few seconds unless you have a really big hard drive :3
Does using
cathere instead ofcp /dev/urandom mydiary.txtalready count as cat abuse? 🤔Anyway I love that we had basically the same idea
Thanks for letting me ctrl-c.
yesis still piping to my disk and hogging my cpu and io as we speak thoughcomment: https://lemmy.world/post/50549474/25243236
i’ll keep the 10GiB diary.txt file in your honor :3
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
most commands need to complete so i gotta watch it all
You get a shell for the 90s finally
sudo dnf install fish chsh -s /usr/bin/fishImma install the only shell that stopped me hating shells, https://nushell.org/
We need nutshell, for a shell that can be explained in a nutshell :3
( hope it wasn’t already the joke and I missed it)
thats the only shell I hate
sudo dnf install thefuck
Dependency hell NOOOOOO!!! FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK
add this line
thefuck --alias | sourceto config.fish
Still broken unfortunately, shell now prints this on startup
Traceback (most recent call last): File "/usr/bin/thefuck", line 3, in <module> from thefuck.entrypoints.main import main File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/entrypoints/main.py", line 2, in <module> from ..system import init_output File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/system/__init__.py", line 7, in <module> from .unix import * # noqa: F401,F403 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/system/unix.py", line 6, in <module> from distutils.spawn import find_executable ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'distutils'ah well then yeet that and instead
pip install thefucklemmy@localhost-live ~> fuck No fucks givenit did not work with pip either so i installed the missing dependency since you wanna fuck so much
