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toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be?

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If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be?

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    “Do you make it to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.”

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    Mornin’. Nice day for fishing, ain’t it? Hua ha.

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      There it is.

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      This would be the only option.

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    You keep treating this like some kind of game… do you know something the rest of us don’t?

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    The full text of the AGPL with no line breaks.

    “The GNU Affero General Public License is a free, copyleft license for software and other kinds of works, specifically designed to ensure cooperation with the community in the case of network server software…”

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    “I’ve got plenty of things to say!”

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    The only war is class war.

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    I used to be an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow to my knee…

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    Did you know? You can change your gender at any time by going to the OPTIONS MENU. Normally it’s a lot of work!

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      Oh now you have me worrying whether game devs are going to start disabling gender switching after character creation.

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    I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!

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      Hey, you’re not wearing shorts!

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    “I just want to go hug my cat right now”

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    “I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.”

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    “I’m too tired for this.”

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    “On your left.”

    rides by on a bicycle

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    Welcome to <name of place>, I love you

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      It’s what plants crave!

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    “Wake up. None of this is real.”

    Or

    (Covered in claw marks and cat fur, clutching a warning poster about a wild catlike beast) “if… If not friend… Why friend shaped??”

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